Sydney Carton 🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@cartonqc.bsky.social
Canadian. Liberal. News junkie. History Buff. Love books, coffee and donuts. Maple Leafs, Steelers, Dodgers and Lakers fan.
Serial follower of people smarter and more eloquent than I am.
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Serial follower of people smarter and more eloquent than I am.
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“While visions of cheeseburgers danced in his head.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
“While visions of cheeseburgers danced in his head.”
Thank you for your service.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thank you for your service.
But can he fall off a barstool like Pete?
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
But can he fall off a barstool like Pete?
Mr. President, I think the word you’re looking for is “Asshole”.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Mr. President, I think the word you’re looking for is “Asshole”.
Sweet like fingernails scratching a blackboard.
November 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Sweet like fingernails scratching a blackboard.
“Sketchy” could be Trump’s nickname.
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“Sketchy” could be Trump’s nickname.
Trump: “Get up. Noone is allowed to pass out in the Oval Office except me.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Trump: “Get up. Noone is allowed to pass out in the Oval Office except me.”
Pure genius. Just like if there is no jobs report, no jobs were lost.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Pure genius. Just like if there is no jobs report, no jobs were lost.
It’s only the halfway point of the season, but I would have thought Drake Maye was the Patriot of the Year.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It’s only the halfway point of the season, but I would have thought Drake Maye was the Patriot of the Year.
Does Kazacastan border Acetaminophen?
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Does Kazacastan border Acetaminophen?
They didn’t heed his advice to give the guy some raw milk so he left.
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
They didn’t heed his advice to give the guy some raw milk so he left.
I must admit, that I am damned impressed that they can spew this sewage with a straight face. Many a great sitcom actor would have broken character.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I must admit, that I am damned impressed that they can spew this sewage with a straight face. Many a great sitcom actor would have broken character.
Leavitt: “ The President was not napping, it was a ten minute blink.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Leavitt: “ The President was not napping, it was a ten minute blink.”
I believe the look he’s going for is called Russian Vulgar.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I believe the look he’s going for is called Russian Vulgar.
With the current lineups for check-in and security, that’s probably when most people will actually board their flight.
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
With the current lineups for check-in and security, that’s probably when most people will actually board their flight.
Oh yes, I can just imagine another Great Migration. Thousands fleeing LA, NYC, Chicago, Seattle and Portland for Little Rock, Jackson and Montgomery. 🤦♂️
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oh yes, I can just imagine another Great Migration. Thousands fleeing LA, NYC, Chicago, Seattle and Portland for Little Rock, Jackson and Montgomery. 🤦♂️
The really sad thing about this, is that she would vote for him a fourth time if given the chance.
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The really sad thing about this, is that she would vote for him a fourth time if given the chance.
Andrew: “Oh, I say, thank you President Trump for your kind words. And, might I add, that I will express those same sentiments to you and yours when, and if, the entire f***ing files are released.”
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Andrew: “Oh, I say, thank you President Trump for your kind words. And, might I add, that I will express those same sentiments to you and yours when, and if, the entire f***ing files are released.”
That is perfect. It shows how lazy MSM has become.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
That is perfect. It shows how lazy MSM has become.
At the moment, Congess has essentially become like the Reichstag did in 1934 after the death of Hindenburg.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
At the moment, Congess has essentially become like the Reichstag did in 1934 after the death of Hindenburg.