Excited for Jeff Rosenstock at Mr. Smalls to send my ass into pit retirement.

Excited for the first 11 songs on my Spotify wrapped playlist to be Hellmode in order.

Left the Turnstile pit with only 4 kicks to the face, a minor shoulder injury from a stage diver, and someone else’s blood on my hat. Fucking killer show.

Spending $900 at the mechanic today, so if you’re trying to catch a self immolation, you’re in luck

My horny ass could never own a bait and tackle shop

Every work meeting about AI makes me more and more Kacynski pilled