Dr David Cartland BMedSci MBChB MRCGP (2014)
@cartlanddavid.bsky.social
Health/wellbeing coach. Promotor of safe, evidenced medicine medical ethics. Managed by PR team. Dad ✝️ Pronouns told/you/so
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Head over to X to watch my favourite porn video
an ostrich and a deer are running in the dirt and the ostrich says he gonna get some turkey
ALT: an ostrich and a deer are running in the dirt and the ostrich says he gonna get some turkey
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November 27, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Head over to X to watch my favourite porn video
I posted a made up video yesterday so I could use it to make people comply. I am an evil genius ~~~~~
a close up of a raccoon praying with its hands folded .
ALT: a close up of a raccoon praying with its hands folded .
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November 26, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I posted a made up video yesterday so I could use it to make people comply. I am an evil genius ~~~~~
I highly recommend grounding along with the naughty step
November 24, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I highly recommend grounding along with the naughty step
Dear Santa
Please can I have socks for Christmas because mine are all crusty and stuck together from me wanking so much over so many people on X last night
Please can I have socks for Christmas because mine are all crusty and stuck together from me wanking so much over so many people on X last night
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Dear Santa
Please can I have socks for Christmas because mine are all crusty and stuck together from me wanking so much over so many people on X last night
Please can I have socks for Christmas because mine are all crusty and stuck together from me wanking so much over so many people on X last night
Work as a Jesus impersonator has not got me many coffees so a new job as a midwife might bring in the beans. One bean is always legs a Kimble 😘
November 18, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Work as a Jesus impersonator has not got me many coffees so a new job as a midwife might bring in the beans. One bean is always legs a Kimble 😘
Morning my loverrrrr 😘
November 18, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Morning my loverrrrr 😘