There are lots of Mike Masnicks. It doesn't mean that this is our Mike Masnick.
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
There are lots of Mike Masnicks. It doesn't mean that this is our Mike Masnick.
@mmasnick.bsky.social can we get a ruling?
November 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
@mmasnick.bsky.social can we get a ruling?
I have a follow-up question. Did you sign with an auto pen?
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I have a follow-up question. Did you sign with an auto pen?
Wrong! The only appropriate music to accompany that video is Yackety Sax.
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wrong! The only appropriate music to accompany that video is Yackety Sax.
He's third in line, unless you consider Vance to be the current president.
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He's third in line, unless you consider Vance to be the current president.
All of the above.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
All of the above.
Have you met RFK, jr.?
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Have you met RFK, jr.?
Does this man know anyone who is NOT a pedophile?
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Does this man know anyone who is NOT a pedophile?
Ever notice that none has ever seen @kenwhite.bsky.social and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social at the same place and time...
October 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Ever notice that none has ever seen @kenwhite.bsky.social and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social at the same place and time...
Have you seen this?
bsky.app/profile/pope...
bsky.app/profile/pope...
October 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Have you seen this?
bsky.app/profile/pope...
bsky.app/profile/pope...
Not all heros wear capes.
October 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Not all heros wear capes.
It only makes your voice horse.
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It only makes your voice horse.
Emissions?! Pull my finger.
October 6, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Emissions?! Pull my finger.
I hope they make his neck waddle bigger.
October 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I hope they make his neck waddle bigger.
You can't have an IQ 187. Because of the standard error inherent in the testing, IQ must be expressed as a range. So I am willing to believe he has an IQ of 1 to 187, at the 99th confidence interval.
October 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You can't have an IQ 187. Because of the standard error inherent in the testing, IQ must be expressed as a range. So I am willing to believe he has an IQ of 1 to 187, at the 99th confidence interval.
I remember when they said Obama was only eloquent because of his teleprompter and not because of his preternatural élan.
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I remember when they said Obama was only eloquent because of his teleprompter and not because of his preternatural élan.
Wait, wasn't he the guy who handed Trump the presidency in 2016?!
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Wait, wasn't he the guy who handed Trump the presidency in 2016?!
Sixteen Million Dollars Dollars...
September 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Sixteen Million Dollars Dollars...
Oh, oh, I know this one. He's bad at math?
September 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Oh, oh, I know this one. He's bad at math?
Ooooh, I'm gonna tell your mom.
September 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ooooh, I'm gonna tell your mom.
* The Inexcusable Athwarts.
September 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
* The Inexcusable Athwarts.
Can you shout "movie" in a crowded firehouse?
September 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Can you shout "movie" in a crowded firehouse?