James Carter
@cartercommaj.bsky.social
Garden-variety human. (he/him)
Took me a while, but there's yer Silksong polished off.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Took me a while, but there's yer Silksong polished off.
Negged by Amazon, of all people...
August 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Negged by Amazon, of all people...
According to AI, the common traits of AI-generated text are:
1) Overusing punctuation
2) Formulaic sentence structure
3) Lists of three items
Perfect. Thanks, Google.
1) Overusing punctuation
2) Formulaic sentence structure
3) Lists of three items
Perfect. Thanks, Google.
June 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
According to AI, the common traits of AI-generated text are:
1) Overusing punctuation
2) Formulaic sentence structure
3) Lists of three items
Perfect. Thanks, Google.
1) Overusing punctuation
2) Formulaic sentence structure
3) Lists of three items
Perfect. Thanks, Google.
Killed it with cards instead.
Phew! I'm done.
Is this what success feels like? 😳
Phew! I'm done.
Is this what success feels like? 😳
March 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Killed it with cards instead.
Phew! I'm done.
Is this what success feels like? 😳
Phew! I'm done.
Is this what success feels like? 😳
Here's the kicker. I want to stop now... I need to.
But Balatro's achievements don't always unlock when they should.
So I have to keep playing until the final achievement randomly unlocks.
Joke's on me, I guess. 🃏
But Balatro's achievements don't always unlock when they should.
So I have to keep playing until the final achievement randomly unlocks.
Joke's on me, I guess. 🃏
March 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Here's the kicker. I want to stop now... I need to.
But Balatro's achievements don't always unlock when they should.
So I have to keep playing until the final achievement randomly unlocks.
Joke's on me, I guess. 🃏
But Balatro's achievements don't always unlock when they should.
So I have to keep playing until the final achievement randomly unlocks.
Joke's on me, I guess. 🃏
Three months ago, I unlocked the Completionist and Completionist+ achievements on Balatro.
I said I was done.
I lied.
I said I was done.
I lied.
March 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Three months ago, I unlocked the Completionist and Completionist+ achievements on Balatro.
I said I was done.
I lied.
I said I was done.
I lied.
Another day, another dollar.
March 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Another day, another dollar.
I could stop...
...but I won't.
...but I won't.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I could stop...
...but I won't.
...but I won't.
Hello, it is I.
The me who absolutely kept playing Balatro after he said he was done.
The idiot who just completed the final Challenge and is now honour bound to close out the last 3 achievements that will undoubtedly end me.
The hapless fool who just can't help himself.
My own damned worst enemy.
The me who absolutely kept playing Balatro after he said he was done.
The idiot who just completed the final Challenge and is now honour bound to close out the last 3 achievements that will undoubtedly end me.
The hapless fool who just can't help himself.
My own damned worst enemy.
January 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hello, it is I.
The me who absolutely kept playing Balatro after he said he was done.
The idiot who just completed the final Challenge and is now honour bound to close out the last 3 achievements that will undoubtedly end me.
The hapless fool who just can't help himself.
My own damned worst enemy.
The me who absolutely kept playing Balatro after he said he was done.
The idiot who just completed the final Challenge and is now honour bound to close out the last 3 achievements that will undoubtedly end me.
The hapless fool who just can't help himself.
My own damned worst enemy.
Someone told me that in Blackjack the goal is to get 21.
I misunderstood.
I misunderstood.
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Someone told me that in Blackjack the goal is to get 21.
I misunderstood.
I misunderstood.
_mumble mumble_ hundred hours in Balatro and I genuinely don't know what happens if I have a hand size of 3 and The Psychic pops up as a boss blind.
How to play 5 cards when you only have 3?
Saved by that Director's Cut voucher, I expect.
How to play 5 cards when you only have 3?
Saved by that Director's Cut voucher, I expect.
December 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
_mumble mumble_ hundred hours in Balatro and I genuinely don't know what happens if I have a hand size of 3 and The Psychic pops up as a boss blind.
How to play 5 cards when you only have 3?
Saved by that Director's Cut voucher, I expect.
How to play 5 cards when you only have 3?
Saved by that Director's Cut voucher, I expect.
Damn, Nier is such a special game.
Just capped off a first play through of Replicant with Ending E. Wow!
Just capped off a first play through of Replicant with Ending E. Wow!
January 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Damn, Nier is such a special game.
Just capped off a first play through of Replicant with Ending E. Wow!
Just capped off a first play through of Replicant with Ending E. Wow!
It's that time of year for ranking games on Pub Meeple, which inevitably throws out ridiculous matchups like this doozy!
January 11, 2024 at 8:25 AM
It's that time of year for ranking games on Pub Meeple, which inevitably throws out ridiculous matchups like this doozy!
It's about that time of year...
December 23, 2023 at 6:25 PM
It's about that time of year...
I know I asked for this, Google Maps, but do you have to be so damned happy about it?
October 30, 2023 at 6:41 AM
I know I asked for this, Google Maps, but do you have to be so damned happy about it?
There are no strings on me!
October 24, 2023 at 10:28 PM
There are no strings on me!
Did you know that #Renmakesmusic and physical media?
First CD I've bought in maybe 15 years.
First cassette since Perfecto Allstarz?
First vinyl ever.
How do you play these again?
First CD I've bought in maybe 15 years.
First cassette since Perfecto Allstarz?
First vinyl ever.
How do you play these again?
October 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Did you know that #Renmakesmusic and physical media?
First CD I've bought in maybe 15 years.
First cassette since Perfecto Allstarz?
First vinyl ever.
How do you play these again?
First CD I've bought in maybe 15 years.
First cassette since Perfecto Allstarz?
First vinyl ever.
How do you play these again?
We're going to see Rick Astley live in Brum next year, but this year I'll bat for Ren.
Been listening to Sick Boi all week. Obviously have the CD and this cassette on the way too.
sickboialbum.com
Been listening to Sick Boi all week. Obviously have the CD and this cassette on the way too.
sickboialbum.com
October 18, 2023 at 7:27 PM
We're going to see Rick Astley live in Brum next year, but this year I'll bat for Ren.
Been listening to Sick Boi all week. Obviously have the CD and this cassette on the way too.
sickboialbum.com
Been listening to Sick Boi all week. Obviously have the CD and this cassette on the way too.
sickboialbum.com
Surprised PlayStation allowed this flagrant competitor branding on their console TBH.
September 23, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Surprised PlayStation allowed this flagrant competitor branding on their console TBH.
He's just trying to save the world...
September 21, 2023 at 7:11 AM
He's just trying to save the world...