James Carter
cartercommaj.bsky.social
James Carter
@cartercommaj.bsky.social
Garden-variety human. (he/him)
Took me a while, but there's yer Silksong polished off.
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Negged by Amazon, of all people...
August 2, 2025 at 10:55 AM
According to AI, the common traits of AI-generated text are:
1) Overusing punctuation
2) Formulaic sentence structure
3) Lists of three items

Perfect. Thanks, Google.
June 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Killed it with cards instead.

Phew! I'm done.

Is this what success feels like? 😳
March 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Here's the kicker. I want to stop now... I need to.

But Balatro's achievements don't always unlock when they should.

So I have to keep playing until the final achievement randomly unlocks.

Joke's on me, I guess. 🃏
March 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Three months ago, I unlocked the Completionist and Completionist+ achievements on Balatro.

I said I was done.

I lied.
March 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Another day, another dollar.
March 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I could stop...

...but I won't.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hello, it is I.
The me who absolutely kept playing Balatro after he said he was done.
The idiot who just completed the final Challenge and is now honour bound to close out the last 3 achievements that will undoubtedly end me.
The hapless fool who just can't help himself.
My own damned worst enemy.
January 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Someone told me that in Blackjack the goal is to get 21.

I misunderstood.
December 10, 2024 at 7:57 AM
_mumble mumble_ hundred hours in Balatro and I genuinely don't know what happens if I have a hand size of 3 and The Psychic pops up as a boss blind.

How to play 5 cards when you only have 3?

Saved by that Director's Cut voucher, I expect.
December 1, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Damn, Nier is such a special game.

Just capped off a first play through of Replicant with Ending E. Wow!
January 18, 2024 at 11:41 PM
It's that time of year for ranking games on Pub Meeple, which inevitably throws out ridiculous matchups like this doozy!
January 11, 2024 at 8:25 AM
It's about that time of year...
December 23, 2023 at 6:25 PM
I know I asked for this, Google Maps, but do you have to be so damned happy about it?
October 30, 2023 at 6:41 AM
There are no strings on me!
October 24, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Did you know that #Renmakesmusic and physical media?

First CD I've bought in maybe 15 years.
First cassette since Perfecto Allstarz?
First vinyl ever.
How do you play these again?
October 23, 2023 at 4:24 PM
We're going to see Rick Astley live in Brum next year, but this year I'll bat for Ren.

Been listening to Sick Boi all week. Obviously have the CD and this cassette on the way too.
sickboialbum.com
October 18, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Surprised PlayStation allowed this flagrant competitor branding on their console TBH.
September 23, 2023 at 2:21 PM
He's just trying to save the world...
September 21, 2023 at 7:11 AM