Carter Anderson
@cartercomedy.bsky.social
I’m on here now. Occasionally I’ll say stuff. I’ll try to keep my my evil thoughts to a minimum. Follow me on all of my socials at https://linktr.ee/carterandersoncomedy
If your 🥷 know how to roller skate, he’s already cheating on you.
April 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If your 🥷 know how to roller skate, he’s already cheating on you.
I don’t really know anything about Hailey Bieber. I don’t know if she’s a good person or not but it’s wild that her biggest is her husband Justin Bieber.
April 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I don’t really know anything about Hailey Bieber. I don’t know if she’s a good person or not but it’s wild that her biggest is her husband Justin Bieber.
The song “you got a friend in me” is actually about friends with benefits
April 4, 2025 at 9:02 AM
The song “you got a friend in me” is actually about friends with benefits
At this point you can be in a relationship with a woman for 3 years before finding out that she’s AI
March 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
At this point you can be in a relationship with a woman for 3 years before finding out that she’s AI
Has anyone tried unplugging Kanye and plugging him back in? #kanyewest
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March 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Has anyone tried unplugging Kanye and plugging him back in? #kanyewest
No one knows the words to every rap song better than a racist white lady.
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March 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
No one knows the words to every rap song better than a racist white lady.
Angel Reese, they stay disrespecting you on Instagram, sis. You gotta stand up or something. #angelreese
March 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Angel Reese, they stay disrespecting you on Instagram, sis. You gotta stand up or something. #angelreese
Yall 🥷 made an R&B song about LeBron James? #lebronjames
March 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Yall 🥷 made an R&B song about LeBron James? #lebronjames
Man, these biracial babies be coming out looking like 100% Dad
February 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Man, these biracial babies be coming out looking like 100% Dad
Protect your peace and don’t look at the comments on your Instagram post, ladies. These dudes are f***ing insane and unemployed. They got time today.
February 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Protect your peace and don’t look at the comments on your Instagram post, ladies. These dudes are f***ing insane and unemployed. They got time today.
Dang, I bet if you racist, you’re having a pretty rough week.
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February 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Dang, I bet if you racist, you’re having a pretty rough week.
Congratulations, Philly! Please do not trash your own city tonight. #Philadelphiaeagles
February 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Congratulations, Philly! Please do not trash your own city tonight. #Philadelphiaeagles
Some people are really betting their mortgage on this game. #Superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Some people are really betting their mortgage on this game. #Superbowl
February 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We’re in the FAFO era.
January 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
We’re in the FAFO era.
January 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
If you don’t pick up your dog’s poop, you don’t care about others. And you don’t care about others, you probably shouldn’t have a dog.
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January 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you don’t pick up your dog’s poop, you don’t care about others. And you don’t care about others, you probably shouldn’t have a dog.
CapCut is back, y’all!
January 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
CapCut is back, y’all!
TikTok got banned and The Detroit Lions lost to the Commanders? What in the Entire F%#*?
January 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
TikTok got banned and The Detroit Lions lost to the Commanders? What in the Entire F%#*?
What is the yt version of “You got me f*%ked up!”
January 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
What is the yt version of “You got me f*%ked up!”