carstensm.bsky.social
@carstensm.bsky.social
Honestly that’s why the empire lost. They probably didn’t even read @keithlaw.bsky.social ‘s book.
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Ah man, what the, come on
January 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Wow, very interesting. Thank you.
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Why is this the first time ever I am not greeted with AI assist
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
I don’t know what you’re talking about, and I’m pissed
January 7, 2026 at 3:22 AM
How may hockey players could there have possibly been. Dozens?
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
*phat
December 18, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don’t think I’ve cooked a single well thought out meal the last 3 weeks
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We will get vengeance in the Bud Selig Revenge Series
October 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Legitimate LOL
October 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Dude, you got a Dell we have to go to war against.
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I once ate 25 mariner games in a 24 hour period
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
It’s got nothing to do with piss
September 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Don’t move the fences in, widen the poles.
August 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
As long as you can get me 20 free hours on a CD-ROM, I’m in.
August 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’ve been on a 100 year mission to shut down the Harlem Globetrotters as well.
July 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Funny how the discourse has permeated into non-weirdo casuals as well. Cousin at a family reunion asked me what’s wrong with Julio. I said nothing, then we watched him torch the Tigers lol.
July 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
One day I was walking around a Capitol Hill neighborhood and saw him driving, I crossed the street as he was waiting at a 4-way stop. I immediately recognized him put my head down and just sighed. Oddest celebrity interaction I ever had.
June 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
His approach on breaking balls is *so good*
May 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Goldy beside himself, respectfully
May 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Quote skeeted looool first time I’ve seen that
April 27, 2025 at 3:19 AM