A double feature of Unicorn and Opus was the worst decision I made this year.

“I power walked everywhere.”
- Bill Simmons

My senior quote.

Pacers: “hanging around, hanging around, they have alligator blood”

Looks like me when I am coming off a double bogey on 17 and the sun hits me in the face on the 18 tee box while I’m staring at the group in front of me continue to play the slowest golf I’ve ever seen.

The Rock gives the same vibes. I think I’ve heard “welcome to The Rock” in Sean Connery’s voice thirty times over the course of my life.

Good sign or bad sign that it took him 21 seconds to get out of his car and shut the door?

This was a perfect dub over! Takes me back to 2016, where I was watching The Office non-stop and really getting into the Cubs playoff run!

Bruce Feldman: The Magic Johnson of Bluesky

The most attractive an actor has ever been?

The “Laettner” Spot: Leaving one spot reserved for the top Flag player. It only makes sense.

Hard pass on Columbia. I’d try the rest though.

Just watched MI 1, 2, 3, and 4. Bill saying 3 was good because of Hoffman is proof he hasn’t watched them consecutively ever. The step up between 3 to the Ghost Protocol is the same as the Nets to the Knicks. Not even close.

Thoughts on eating a hot dog with a fork?