Carson ☆
@carsonmonteviste.bsky.social
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2025 selfie dump 🦆
January 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
2025 selfie dump 🦆
cannot believe I’ve never seen any mention of this existing, does anyone out there wanna go into meta with me for hours over the implications of this
August 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
cannot believe I’ve never seen any mention of this existing, does anyone out there wanna go into meta with me for hours over the implications of this
me: typing “receive”
autocorrect: are you sure you didn’t mean “recieve”? you know? like i before e?
me: I’m pretty sure that’s wrong but I guess I’ll try it
autocorrect: :) *underlines it in red*
me:
autocorrect: are you sure you didn’t mean “recieve”? you know? like i before e?
me: I’m pretty sure that’s wrong but I guess I’ll try it
autocorrect: :) *underlines it in red*
me:
July 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
me: typing “receive”
autocorrect: are you sure you didn’t mean “recieve”? you know? like i before e?
me: I’m pretty sure that’s wrong but I guess I’ll try it
autocorrect: :) *underlines it in red*
me:
autocorrect: are you sure you didn’t mean “recieve”? you know? like i before e?
me: I’m pretty sure that’s wrong but I guess I’ll try it
autocorrect: :) *underlines it in red*
me:
(touches the ground) something Happened here
July 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
(touches the ground) something Happened here
number one priority in life is commitment to the bit and nothing on earth will ever be funnier to me than commitment to the bit. this is peak humor
July 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
number one priority in life is commitment to the bit and nothing on earth will ever be funnier to me than commitment to the bit. this is peak humor
had these fried green tomatoes on Thursday and I’m still thinking about them. been absolutely haunted by the taste of this remoulade and seasoning blend
July 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
had these fried green tomatoes on Thursday and I’m still thinking about them. been absolutely haunted by the taste of this remoulade and seasoning blend