Carson Lau
@carson.computer
Network Engineer, Mountain Dew Sommelier, and Phantom of the Jukebox
Not something you want to see out the window of your flight
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Not something you want to see out the window of your flight
Been back in the States for only
A couple hours, and everyone in this airport is coughing and sneezing. Get me back to Goku’s country
A couple hours, and everyone in this airport is coughing and sneezing. Get me back to Goku’s country
May 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Been back in the States for only
A couple hours, and everyone in this airport is coughing and sneezing. Get me back to Goku’s country
A couple hours, and everyone in this airport is coughing and sneezing. Get me back to Goku’s country
This kid is praying for the right stuff
May 15, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This kid is praying for the right stuff
Further accelerating my, "I should really just switch to Linux" thoughts.
Satya Nadella says as much as 30% of Microsoft $MSFT code is written by AI
April 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Further accelerating my, "I should really just switch to Linux" thoughts.
For the crime of being a clumsy lil' guy, I've been sentenced to 5-7 business days of dealing with a cracked phone screen protector.
April 7, 2025 at 3:05 PM
For the crime of being a clumsy lil' guy, I've been sentenced to 5-7 business days of dealing with a cracked phone screen protector.
Friends, The Minecraft Movie was fun and I’m not afraid to say it. That film unapologetically knows how dumb it is.
April 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Friends, The Minecraft Movie was fun and I’m not afraid to say it. That film unapologetically knows how dumb it is.
Went out to Round 1 with friends last night and won 5 crane games. About to go ruin Japan's crane game economy in a month and a half.
March 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Went out to Round 1 with friends last night and won 5 crane games. About to go ruin Japan's crane game economy in a month and a half.
@willsmith.fun Fastmail is an absolute banger. Thanks for spotlighting it!
March 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
@willsmith.fun Fastmail is an absolute banger. Thanks for spotlighting it!
This 2nd Gen Chromecast bug has rendered my bedroom TV unusable. This is clearly a conspiracy from my local library to get me to read more. (It’s working)
March 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This 2nd Gen Chromecast bug has rendered my bedroom TV unusable. This is clearly a conspiracy from my local library to get me to read more. (It’s working)
You ever go to solve a problem and then create a different, worse problem?
Was troubleshooting the Pi-Hole servers at home, static shocked myself on my keyboard and potentially blew out the USB ports on my desktop 🫠
Was troubleshooting the Pi-Hole servers at home, static shocked myself on my keyboard and potentially blew out the USB ports on my desktop 🫠
February 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You ever go to solve a problem and then create a different, worse problem?
Was troubleshooting the Pi-Hole servers at home, static shocked myself on my keyboard and potentially blew out the USB ports on my desktop 🫠
Was troubleshooting the Pi-Hole servers at home, static shocked myself on my keyboard and potentially blew out the USB ports on my desktop 🫠
Reposted by Carson Lau
Every so often, I need to do a little python stuff at work, and every time, it's an uphill battle to relearn stuff I forget. So I made this dumb little thing since egg prices seem to be a hot topic right now. Check it out!
We're live!
Lots of folks are out here talking about how expensive eggs are. Make eggs.cheap your source for finding out if President Trump can mange to get those pesky prices down!
Since this is a dumb side project, I plan on adding things as I go. First priority? Automated updates to Bluesky!
Lots of folks are out here talking about how expensive eggs are. Make eggs.cheap your source for finding out if President Trump can mange to get those pesky prices down!
Since this is a dumb side project, I plan on adding things as I go. First priority? Automated updates to Bluesky!
🥚📉
eggs.cheap
January 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Every so often, I need to do a little python stuff at work, and every time, it's an uphill battle to relearn stuff I forget. So I made this dumb little thing since egg prices seem to be a hot topic right now. Check it out!
Coming soon: My new side project 🥚📉
January 23, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Coming soon: My new side project 🥚📉
Reposted by Carson Lau
🐍 Do you think love can bloom, even on Bluesky? 💕
We’re giving away one copy of Metal Gear Solid: The Vinyl Collection (Limited Edition)
➡️ FOLLOW @lacedrecords.com + REPOST for a chance to win
• Entries close 14:00 GMT Mon 20th Jan 2025
• Winner notified via DM
#MGSvinyl
We’re giving away one copy of Metal Gear Solid: The Vinyl Collection (Limited Edition)
➡️ FOLLOW @lacedrecords.com + REPOST for a chance to win
• Entries close 14:00 GMT Mon 20th Jan 2025
• Winner notified via DM
#MGSvinyl
January 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
🐍 Do you think love can bloom, even on Bluesky? 💕
We’re giving away one copy of Metal Gear Solid: The Vinyl Collection (Limited Edition)
➡️ FOLLOW @lacedrecords.com + REPOST for a chance to win
• Entries close 14:00 GMT Mon 20th Jan 2025
• Winner notified via DM
#MGSvinyl
We’re giving away one copy of Metal Gear Solid: The Vinyl Collection (Limited Edition)
➡️ FOLLOW @lacedrecords.com + REPOST for a chance to win
• Entries close 14:00 GMT Mon 20th Jan 2025
• Winner notified via DM
#MGSvinyl
When you blow up a rocket to distract from everyone thinking you aren't the world's favorite gamer boy.
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When you blow up a rocket to distract from everyone thinking you aren't the world's favorite gamer boy.
Rest in piss 2024. You were garbage and I’m glad you’re gone.
January 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Rest in piss 2024. You were garbage and I’m glad you’re gone.
Just rolled credits on Metaphor Re:Fantazio. I've played a decent chunk of Persona 3/4/5 but never could bring them across the finish line. This game had me itching to see everything through my whole 91 hour playthrough, and despite how dire things seem in the real world, It left me feeling hopeful.
December 9, 2024 at 12:33 AM
Just rolled credits on Metaphor Re:Fantazio. I've played a decent chunk of Persona 3/4/5 but never could bring them across the finish line. This game had me itching to see everything through my whole 91 hour playthrough, and despite how dire things seem in the real world, It left me feeling hopeful.
Geez. Inflation is really bad. Party City is out here charging 10 dollars to fill a balloon with helium 🥁🥁
December 7, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Geez. Inflation is really bad. Party City is out here charging 10 dollars to fill a balloon with helium 🥁🥁
Got Spotify Wrapped videos from Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, and Charli XCX this year. It feels like I've gathered all the girlie-pop Infinity Stones.
December 4, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Got Spotify Wrapped videos from Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Sabrina Carpenter, and Charli XCX this year. It feels like I've gathered all the girlie-pop Infinity Stones.
Two images with the same aura
November 24, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Two images with the same aura
Honestly messed up that I can't be this Local Man.
Local Man Still Missing Weeks After He Decided to “Try Metaphor ReFantazio Real Quick”
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Local Man Still Missing Weeks After He Decided to “Try Metaphor ReFantazio Real Quick”
TORONTO — Police are requesting any help in finding Adam Reso, the local gamer who is still missing two weeks after he told his friends…
hard-drive.net
November 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Honestly messed up that I can't be this Local Man.
Went for a run and a neighbor shouted "Keep going! You're a champion!" at me. I thought that was really nice of him. No one tell him I stopped 10 minutes early because I was hurting too much 😮💨
November 15, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Went for a run and a neighbor shouted "Keep going! You're a champion!" at me. I thought that was really nice of him. No one tell him I stopped 10 minutes early because I was hurting too much 😮💨
Pulled the trigger and fully deactivated my Twitter account. Weird to just say goodbye to 15 years of my internet footprint, but it feels better than sticking around that miserable site.
November 15, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Pulled the trigger and fully deactivated my Twitter account. Weird to just say goodbye to 15 years of my internet footprint, but it feels better than sticking around that miserable site.
Reposted by Carson Lau
Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT) buff.ly/4hHvV4x
Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
November 14, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Follow and repost for a chance to win a Humble Choice 12-month code (might be redeemble for USA only. Giveaway closes Nov 16 - 6 PM PT) buff.ly/4hHvV4x
Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
Mainly testing to see if this works and if it does, I'll probably plan more giveaways
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 4:33 PM
"Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.”