I created a vision board last night and today I start my new job. Everyone wish me luck!

On my way to work
a family of raccoons
crossed before my car.
I'm so glad I saw them and
slowed down when I did
No raccoon infanticide
Good morning darlings

Do you think those guys in the cold foam commercial squirt the foam on each other and lick it off?

I NEED more Skeleton Crew! #needmoreneel

Timmy and Tommy wear aprons not as an indicator of their status as workers, but because they cover their very large nutsacs #animalcrossingconspiracy

Timmy and Tommy are two in a set of several clones. While this means that they do not work 14 hours a day, this does raise other ethical concerns #animalcrossingconspiracy

all artworks in animal crossing are actually forgeries. The "genuine articles" are just Redd's best work #animalcrossingconspiracy