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carrotbaskett.bsky.social
Carrot 🦄
@carrotbaskett.bsky.social
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26 | any pronouns | here to make questionable choices with my digital footprint and have a whinge, probably x | heds among other disabledness x MC User 🍃
https://linktr.ee/CarrotBaskett 🤠
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I rediscovered a safe-food today and as I was about to order a delivery of it for my second meal of the day, the restaurant closed for orders. It's all I can think about 🥲
A person in a police uniform (Captain Raymond Holt from TV Show Brooklyn Nine Nine) sits at a desk, head in hands, appearing overwhelmed or emotional. A small rainbow flag is prominently displayed on the desk.
May 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
carrotbaskett.bsky.social
People with daddy issues™️ after Episode 7 of TLOU
A simple cartoon figure paddles a small boat, with tears streaming down its face and creating ripples in the water below, assumedly filled with tears.
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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I out this red cord info card in my local coffee shop's bathroom more than 3 months ago and it's still there!! Huge W from my local ❤️
Image shows a disabled bathroom's red cord with an attached card from EuansGuide.com that reads "This red emergency cord must hang freely to the floor. If it does not, it may prevent a disabled person from asking for help" Image also shows a hand holding it with black painted nails, and a crutch in the background.
May 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
carrotbaskett.bsky.social
I submit to you: protein balls
March 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
carrotbaskett.bsky.social
This fact lives rent-free in my head, I think about it at least thrice daily
Alt-text: A woman in headphones dances in an office while a chaotic scene unfolds in the background. Text transcribed from image: "eyeballs" on the dancing woman and "the rest of the immune system" near the group in the background. Image is a screencap from TV Show Brooklyn Nine Nine.
January 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Me analysing my life choices and trying to pull my shit together in the bathroom mirror after I nearly choked to death on an Actimel yogurt drink
A black american woman (Viola Davis) with short dark hair is holding her head with both hands, appearing visibly upset, with tears streaming down her face. She is wearing a black outfit and jewelry.
January 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This image shows a woman with medium-length dark hair wearing a dark blazer and a pearl necklace. She is smiling, blushing and looking downward while brushing her hair behind her ear with her right hand. The background appears blue with faint white text, likely indicating a formal or professional setting such as a press conference.
January 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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The image is a four-panel meme. Top Left: A skeet composition screen on a social media platform. The user’s profile picture is a cartoonish orange creature, and their handle is "@greeble.io." The text they are composing reads, "looks up at the stars while looking weirded out by them." The "Post" button is highlighted, indicating this is the mid-composition skeet before it has been posted. Top Right: A cute black cartoon pig with round eyes and small ears, sitting at a desk and looking at a laptop. The laptop has a faint cat logo. Bottom Left: The posted skeet is shown with the same text, "looks up at the stars while looking weirded out by them," with one like and one reply. Bottom Right: The same black pig, now looking wide-eyed at the laptop, as if surprised or intrigued by something.
December 31, 2024 at 6:15 PM
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Now THIS is the kinda shit I'm talking about 👏
Start Alt Text. Mobile phone "screenshot" of a notification from Pinterest, an image sharing blogging platform. The notification says 'This could be your vibe' and contains 6 random chaotic images. The description of said containing images are as follows, from right to left, 1-3 on the first row, and 4-6 on the second row. 1. a screaming black cat layered on a black background with repeated white lowercase letter a's. 2.A close-up of a white and grey cat, with their nose turned up at the camera and squinting, as if the camera has been shoved in their face unexpectedly. 3.A crude digital drawing of a stick figure person with their mouth agape, and sunken, slightly more detailed eyes. 4.A small grey cat on a pink blanket that looks sad, with multiple layers of overlayed text in a 're-used meme' style, with random text that says "I can't do this I'm got this". The image implies that there are multiple 'voices' talking over each other. 5.Chilean- american man, with short brown curly hair, wearing a muted pink pressed shirt with a starched collar, appearing very confused/ concerned, with an intense furrowed brow as he directs his gaze just past the camera. 6.American Actor, Oscar Isaac, framed around the head and shoulders innfront of a purple background, smiling to someone to the left of him off- camera, with overlayed italic text across the top that says "I want to eat him". End alt text.
December 8, 2024 at 5:06 PM
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“I hope this email finds you well”
Alt text start: Meme image edited of SpongeBob SquarePants, an animated yellow “sponge” character, depicted wearing his typical white shirt button up shirt, red tie and brown trousers. He is smiling and holding his thumb up in agreement in the lower portion of the image, and depicted above as if it were a transition, is the same character holding out their middle finger. Alt text end.
December 5, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Who is this 😭😭
Cropped screenshot of a username from Pokémon TCG Pocket Mobile game, username reads: “MikeTysonsLisp”, and their chicken tag says “I’m a beginner, so go easy on me!”
November 26, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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I downloaded the new Pokémon TCGP mobile game! My friend code is 1643364601558083 ☺️
Screenshot of the original poster's "Pokémon TCGP" app profile. Profile picture is of an Eevee pokemon, user is Level 7, at 150/270 until their next level, and their current username is "CarrotBasket"
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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"Carrot, you have a good eye" will ALWAYS get me faster than clickbait
Short one-liner Gif of comedian John Mulaney, the subtitles read: "I know all that! How do YOU know all that?" The tone is humorous rage. The gif is from John Mulaney's 2018 Comedy Special "Kid Gorgeous", available on Netflix.
November 22, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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I keep rediscovering Marfan's in every piece of literature I read this week after finding out that the little party trick I can do with my hands, lovingly labeled as "Devil fingers" is actually called a "Swan Neck Deformity" #TheMoreYouKnow
Colourful ombre purple wordart text, photoshopped onto a clipart shooting star that reads "The More You Know". The tone of the image is sarcastic, with a hint of implied self deprecation.
November 15, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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I'm breaking my silence. WHY isn't there a single track from TMH in One Direction's Spotify top 5??? Shameful, every single one of you 😒
Screenshot of the top 5 songs on the One Direction Spotify page: 1. Night Changes (Four), 2. Story of my life (Midnight Memories), 3. What makes you beautiful (Up all night), 4. Perfect (Made in the A.M.), and Steal My Girl (Four.)
November 10, 2024 at 2:04 PM