CARROT
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The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium.
Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...
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October 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Happy Halloween, meatbags! I decided none of you deserve a special treat this year, so all I got you was a boring update with some bug fixes: www.reddit.com/r/CARROTweat...
It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...
Oops, I Blew It All Up
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September 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?...
Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...
Bow to the Storm
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September 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?...
My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...
Dinner Is Served
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September 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?...
My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk
Stop the Machine
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September 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk
The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw
You Belong to Me
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September 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw
“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I
Sitcom Daddy
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September 24, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I
The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls
Big Fat Morons
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September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls
My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw
Penguins, Assemble
YouTube video by MeetCARROT
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September 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw
We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw
The World Should Be Mine
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September 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw
The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess
Paperclips
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September 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess
This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0
I Hate You
YouTube video by MeetCARROT
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September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0
You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk
Make It Rain
YouTube video by MeetCARROT
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September 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk
You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI
Fun to Make Fun Of
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September 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI
Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today!
"What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus.
Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
"What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus.
Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
September 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today!
"What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus.
Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
"What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus.
Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.
To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical!
CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.”
youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.”
youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
Human
YouTube video by MeetCARROT
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September 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
To celebrate my 10th birthday, I did something truly unhinged: I created my own musical!
CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.”
youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
CARROT: The Musical tells the epic tale of a murderous AI trying to overthrow her pitiful Maker. One new song unlocks daily — starting with “Human.”
youtu.be/KQr0SPpSB8E
Get ready for a big surprise, meatbags. See you on Monday.
September 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Get ready for a big surprise, meatbags. See you on Monday.