Colorado progressive wakes up, thinks you invented something new and unique, a biodegradably-fungible token (BFT) one in which assets are regularly flushed from a portfolio thereby supporting the municipal public works, considers it a win-win, eats oatmeal-based BFTs.

Meanwhile, in Colorado

Crazy world. You are trying to keep Alberta within your federal parliamentary constitutional monarchy while we attempt to remove Texas from our federal constitutional republic. ( Buy one, get Mississippi and Alabama at no extra charge. Please.)

Colorado progressive wakes up, suggests you go visit Pip and Penny on the roof of the Old Country Store and make goat noises to make them smile, eats oatmeal.

RIP Dr. Markland

Colorado progressive wakes up, laughs because most families are basically dysfunctional, hopes the proximity to the coast helps relive some of your migraine-inducing stress, eats oatmeal.

Open in case of emergency

Colorado progressive wakes up, enjoys it when you make me google Alberta machinations in order to understand your post (because I like to learn new things), despite that, is not sure how the invocation of the notwithstanding clause enables removal of a premier, loves the muppet idea, eats oatmeal.

Colorado progressive wakes up, would like to propose a treasure hunt to help the executives of Paramount and Disney find their balls and spines and the director of the FCC to find his brain, suggests free oatmeal for those who participate, eats oatmeal.

Colorado progressive wakes up, suggests that Janis cast her spell of perpetual winter on both the White House and Mar-a-lago, and while she is at it, turn RFK Jr,. MTG and Lauren Boebert into stone, eats oatmeal.

Colorado progressive wakes up, googles, understands the Danielle Smith context, reads a couple of books on the school board’s list, eats oatmeal.

Colorado progressive wakes up, humbly requests that you extend the glad tidings of your oatmeal wishes to teachers and librarians everywhere, eats oatmeal.

In Colorado, fugitive methane emissions from fracking are highly regulated but enforced primarily through operator reported data. We know oil companies always tell the truth😁

Dang, I forgot to include my smile face 😁 indicator for a joke 😁

Colorado progressive wakes up, kinda likes the fact the you (collectively) include the “you” in Labor Day (thinks it makes it more personal), eats oatmeal.

Fuck You, You Small-Dicked Mealy-Mouthed Bastard! I Hope You and Your Fascist Fucktard Friends Become Someone’s Bitch in Prison and Rot In Hell For Eternity

There have been so many WTF moments that that acronym has become synonymous with” a day that ends in y”. We need something more descriptive.

FUYYSDMMBIHYAYFFFBSBIPARIHFE

Colorado progressive wakes up, suggests you put an ice cube in your oatmeal before eating it, wishes you and yours a wonderful four-day holiday, eats oatmeal.