Bought a card with the greatest pun of all time, little realising at the time (though I should have) that it’s the work of the mighty @mooseallain.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Bought a card with the greatest pun of all time, little realising at the time (though I should have) that it’s the work of the mighty @mooseallain.bsky.social
The President of the United States.
January 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The President of the United States.
Perils of a big nose: needs insulation.
January 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Perils of a big nose: needs insulation.
This counts as a professional home studio, no?
January 10, 2025 at 12:08 PM
This counts as a professional home studio, no?
What are these please?
January 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
What are these please?
I am a Middle-Aged Woman of a Certain Class, so here is my New Year swim photo.
January 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I am a Middle-Aged Woman of a Certain Class, so here is my New Year swim photo.
Marion isn’t taking anyone’s shit. Don’t matter how shiny your jewellery.
December 24, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Marion isn’t taking anyone’s shit. Don’t matter how shiny your jewellery.
Just hanging out on the train with a Fucking Hawk.
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Just hanging out on the train with a Fucking Hawk.
Got a tattoo in memory of my brilliant nephew, Alex. Hugely recommend Sonder Tattoo in Fulham. What smashing folk.
December 9, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Got a tattoo in memory of my brilliant nephew, Alex. Hugely recommend Sonder Tattoo in Fulham. What smashing folk.
I got a sticker for being brave when I dropped off a teenage asthmatic at hospital.
December 8, 2024 at 12:26 PM
I got a sticker for being brave when I dropped off a teenage asthmatic at hospital.
British Heart Foundation, Saffron Walden #nonoparleznodonation
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 AM
British Heart Foundation, Saffron Walden #nonoparleznodonation
Post you from a different era.
November 20, 2024 at 11:11 AM
Post you from a different era.
I am jolly lucky, for a twat.
November 19, 2024 at 6:51 PM
I am jolly lucky, for a twat.
Well, that is jolly sweet of you to ask. I’m finding the grieving process quite difficult, but I’m mostly in denial, and I’m having a lovely time over here. Thank you for checking in. It means a lot. How are you?
November 15, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Well, that is jolly sweet of you to ask. I’m finding the grieving process quite difficult, but I’m mostly in denial, and I’m having a lovely time over here. Thank you for checking in. It means a lot. How are you?
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they're dealing with.
November 14, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Quote post with a picture of yourself and show the newbies who they're dealing with.
My mate’s a school librarian, and I honestly don’t know how she does it.
November 12, 2024 at 4:30 PM
My mate’s a school librarian, and I honestly don’t know how she does it.
Tone deaf description of a brilliant woman. Shame on The Times.
October 26, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Tone deaf description of a brilliant woman. Shame on The Times.
Committed to public service, as long as he can be one of the really really important bigger boys.
July 8, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Committed to public service, as long as he can be one of the really really important bigger boys.
Breaking: Man visits poorly wife.
January 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Breaking: Man visits poorly wife.
Blimey, Equity: Rolf Harris??
December 6, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Blimey, Equity: Rolf Harris??
Blimey, Equity: Rolf Harris??
December 6, 2023 at 12:47 PM
Blimey, Equity: Rolf Harris??
Massive Owl was only mentioned in the gnostic gospels.
November 21, 2023 at 6:52 PM
Massive Owl was only mentioned in the gnostic gospels.
Top drawer birthday book haul.
November 19, 2023 at 11:28 AM
Top drawer birthday book haul.
But worried about catching Covid during the run, but I’ve just found this in the dressing room, so all will be well.
November 2, 2023 at 8:12 PM
But worried about catching Covid during the run, but I’ve just found this in the dressing room, so all will be well.
Dude, you’re not even MY dog.
October 25, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Dude, you’re not even MY dog.