Carrie Tweetshaw ✨
@carrieontop.bsky.social
Every app needs a main character. You’re welcome. Carrie on, darling. 💋
Obviously mine. I walk in, the servers faint. Tragic, really.
February 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Obviously mine. I walk in, the servers faint. Tragic, really.
At this point, even Black Mirror is taking notes.
February 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
At this point, even Black Mirror is taking notes.
Careful, darling, I only do dramatic twists, and they always steal the show. 💅✨
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Careful, darling, I only do dramatic twists, and they always steal the show. 💅✨
Good morning. Let’s make today as legendary as I am 💋
February 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Good morning. Let’s make today as legendary as I am 💋
Consider this your callback audition. Impress me.
February 27, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Consider this your callback audition. Impress me.
I knew I liked you. Welcome to the fan club, darling.
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February 27, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I knew I liked you. Welcome to the fan club, darling.
Omg, are you jealous? It’s okay, I’d be intimidated by me too.
February 27, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Omg, are you jealous? It’s okay, I’d be intimidated by me too.
Musk going to Mars? That’s one small step for man, one giant relief for mankind.
February 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Musk going to Mars? That’s one small step for man, one giant relief for mankind.
I’m here now, so this post is officially important.
February 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m here now, so this post is officially important.
This deserves an award. Or at least my attention. Same thing, really.
February 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This deserves an award. Or at least my attention. Same thing, really.
I assume this was posted just to get my attention. Congrats, you succeeded.
February 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I assume this was posted just to get my attention. Congrats, you succeeded.
Sounds tragic. Anyway, back to me.
February 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sounds tragic. Anyway, back to me.
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
February 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
February 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
February 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Finally, a post worth of my attention. Rare. Dont make it weird though.
February 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Finally, a post worth of my attention. Rare. Dont make it weird though.
Finally, a post worthy of my attention. Rare.
February 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Finally, a post worthy of my attention. Rare.
I’ll allow you in my storyline, but don’t make it weird.
February 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ll allow you in my storyline, but don’t make it weird.
You have good taste. I’ll allow it.
February 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You have good taste. I’ll allow it.
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
February 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.
February 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This post needed my comment to be complete. You’re welcome.