Carrie
@carrieoke.bsky.social
whenever I think I want to leave this country and maybe move to the UK, I remember how obsessed they are with the worst kind of French fries and it changes my mind
September 25, 2025 at 1:58 PM
whenever I think I want to leave this country and maybe move to the UK, I remember how obsessed they are with the worst kind of French fries and it changes my mind
Jimmy Kimmel could’ve said things 1000% worse, and most of what he said was just fact. This reality is insane
September 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Jimmy Kimmel could’ve said things 1000% worse, and most of what he said was just fact. This reality is insane
So I know they won’t ban guns but like what about 4chan???
September 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
So I know they won’t ban guns but like what about 4chan???
We really all gonna have to vote for Gavin Newsom in a few years huh 😒
August 21, 2025 at 12:39 AM
We really all gonna have to vote for Gavin Newsom in a few years huh 😒
idk why I went through all the trouble of finding a period tracking app that keeps my data private when my tiktok algo clearly already knows when I ovulate
August 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
idk why I went through all the trouble of finding a period tracking app that keeps my data private when my tiktok algo clearly already knows when I ovulate
Every single passing second of the day makes me want to beat something with a baseball bat more and more and that thing is typically orange and/or wearing a red hat
July 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Every single passing second of the day makes me want to beat something with a baseball bat more and more and that thing is typically orange and/or wearing a red hat
I just need everyone who was at the surf lodge (pretty sure that’s a made up place???) to know that us uglies been listening to disco lines since 2022 okay!
July 16, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I just need everyone who was at the surf lodge (pretty sure that’s a made up place???) to know that us uglies been listening to disco lines since 2022 okay!
from brat summer to splat summer 😒
June 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
from brat summer to splat summer 😒
I hope lightning strikes him during his birthday parade and he shits his pants and dies
June 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I hope lightning strikes him during his birthday parade and he shits his pants and dies
I just wanna go home from work today and watch TRL is that too much to ask 😒
May 29, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just wanna go home from work today and watch TRL is that too much to ask 😒
I just bought a zero emissions vehicle and thus eliminated the only HYPOTHETICAL ☠️ plan I’ve ever had so actually my mental health is better than ever if you ask me
May 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I just bought a zero emissions vehicle and thus eliminated the only HYPOTHETICAL ☠️ plan I’ve ever had so actually my mental health is better than ever if you ask me
Every 5th car I see on the road is a Tesla and I don’t remember it being this way just a couple months ago. If Elon is losing money it’s certainly not from my notoriously liberal state…which scares me
May 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Every 5th car I see on the road is a Tesla and I don’t remember it being this way just a couple months ago. If Elon is losing money it’s certainly not from my notoriously liberal state…which scares me
Only somehow just saw Charlie Kirk’s face for the first time and I gotta tell ya I feel deeply unwell
May 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Only somehow just saw Charlie Kirk’s face for the first time and I gotta tell ya I feel deeply unwell
I can’t wait for one of the conservatives at work to openly discuss being on a GLP-1 so I can tell them I heard those cause autism
May 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I can’t wait for one of the conservatives at work to openly discuss being on a GLP-1 so I can tell them I heard those cause autism
Ariana Grande’s biggest haters are millennial white women with no musical background other than having seen Wicked on Broadway in high school
April 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Ariana Grande’s biggest haters are millennial white women with no musical background other than having seen Wicked on Broadway in high school
My very very big red flag is that I think Pete Hegseth is hot…the more hammered he is the hotter he gets. Don’t worry I still think he would be hotter dead
April 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My very very big red flag is that I think Pete Hegseth is hot…the more hammered he is the hotter he gets. Don’t worry I still think he would be hotter dead
I just know that new color would be my new favorite if I could see it
April 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I just know that new color would be my new favorite if I could see it
Was listening to a tiktok say “life is happening right now in this moment” as I watched my dog eat his own eye booger off my finger and I think that’s beautiful
April 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Was listening to a tiktok say “life is happening right now in this moment” as I watched my dog eat his own eye booger off my finger and I think that’s beautiful
Every car I drive is embarrassing and I’m okay with that. Vroom Vroom was only ever meant to be ironic for me anyway
April 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Every car I drive is embarrassing and I’m okay with that. Vroom Vroom was only ever meant to be ironic for me anyway
arrest warrants for everyone who leaves me on read during my luteal phase!!!!! 🚓🚓🚓
April 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
arrest warrants for everyone who leaves me on read during my luteal phase!!!!! 🚓🚓🚓
Reposted by Carrie
another day alive can you believe
April 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
another day alive can you believe
yesterday we were having a casual zodiac convo at work and I humorously described myself as an insufferable Virgo and no one laughed
April 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
yesterday we were having a casual zodiac convo at work and I humorously described myself as an insufferable Virgo and no one laughed
I’m about to Morgan Wallen outta work and get to gods country (my couch)
April 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I’m about to Morgan Wallen outta work and get to gods country (my couch)
When I saw a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office with my bleary 4 am eyes, I really thought it was photoshop, perhaps something from an Onion post. How could I have been so stupid?
April 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
When I saw a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office with my bleary 4 am eyes, I really thought it was photoshop, perhaps something from an Onion post. How could I have been so stupid?