When Vegas came into the NHL, I thought it was the Las Vegas Goldenites.

I thought for a moment it was ok...but as I started to make the 2nd one I realized I forgot the baking powder in the first.
Dammit!
It's ok - but not as fluffy so off to make the 3rd.
I'll keep the first, albeit a bit flat. (it's still good)

My tired eyes saw strawberries and bananas.

When someone says to you "did you hear about the mass shooting in the States"...and the first thing you say back is "which one"?

The cat distribution system is clearly in overdrive.
And OMG THEY ARE ALL GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Psst...not all heroes wear capes. Thanks for being a rescuer.)

Well maybe if it was a Prius or something...