Carrie Courogen
@carriecourogen.bsky.social
writer for hire
author, miss may does not exist: the life and work of elaine may, hollywood's hidden genius: https://bit.ly/missmaylanding
editor @ bright wall/dark room
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author, miss may does not exist: the life and work of elaine may, hollywood's hidden genius: https://bit.ly/missmaylanding
editor @ bright wall/dark room
prev: video @ conde nast (conde union 4ever)
miss may does not exist is out in paperback out today if u even care bookshop.org/p/books/miss...
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
miss may does not exist is out in paperback out today if u even care bookshop.org/p/books/miss...
Andrew Cuomo: I pay $7800 in rent
Andrew Cuomo's actual rent: $8242
Andrew Cuomo's actual rent: $8242
October 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Andrew Cuomo: I pay $7800 in rent
Andrew Cuomo's actual rent: $8242
Andrew Cuomo's actual rent: $8242
the greatest to do it.
on sneakers, for @bwdr.bsky.social: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/08/23/s...
on sneakers, for @bwdr.bsky.social: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/08/23/s...
September 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the greatest to do it.
on sneakers, for @bwdr.bsky.social: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/08/23/s...
on sneakers, for @bwdr.bsky.social: www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2023/08/23/s...
contrary to previous reports that i would “never write a book again” because “writing biographies is for insane people” i have in fact been working on book no. 2 for a bit now, because for better or worse, i *am* one of those insane people
May 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
contrary to previous reports that i would “never write a book again” because “writing biographies is for insane people” i have in fact been working on book no. 2 for a bit now, because for better or worse, i *am* one of those insane people
elaine may 93rd bday........ur all actually legally required to buy my book today. most people don't know this but it's true bit.ly/missmaymacmi...
April 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
elaine may 93rd bday........ur all actually legally required to buy my book today. most people don't know this but it's true bit.ly/missmaymacmi...
4/20 on a sunday in your 30s
April 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
4/20 on a sunday in your 30s
Just remembered the Cuomosexual embroidered sweaters Lingua Franca sold for $300 in 2020 lol
April 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Just remembered the Cuomosexual embroidered sweaters Lingua Franca sold for $300 in 2020 lol
here’s me reading a tiny little smidge of miss may does not exist at the nbcc awards reading ceremony thank u sorry
March 22, 2025 at 8:58 PM
here’s me reading a tiny little smidge of miss may does not exist at the nbcc awards reading ceremony thank u sorry
Hate to admit any Newsroom affection but Aaron Sorkin was spitting here
March 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hate to admit any Newsroom affection but Aaron Sorkin was spitting here
Thinking, once again, of Nora Ephron's 2007 blog "It's Hard to be a Democrat"
February 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Thinking, once again, of Nora Ephron's 2007 blog "It's Hard to be a Democrat"
30 Rock gave us the literal playbook for how to treat insane billionaires and we fucking blew it
February 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
30 Rock gave us the literal playbook for how to treat insane billionaires and we fucking blew it
not even being hyperbolic when i say that this quote makes me want to set myself on fire
January 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
not even being hyperbolic when i say that this quote makes me want to set myself on fire
Marianne Faithfull forever
January 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Marianne Faithfull forever
“award for cinematic and box office achievement”
January 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
“award for cinematic and box office achievement”
As always, an abundance of thanks to @chadperman.bsky.social for keenly cleaning up my messy brain!!!
December 20, 2024 at 5:39 PM
As always, an abundance of thanks to @chadperman.bsky.social for keenly cleaning up my messy brain!!!
not the nytimes still using “millennial” as shorthand for “not fucking stodgy” lol
December 14, 2024 at 7:27 PM
not the nytimes still using “millennial” as shorthand for “not fucking stodgy” lol
oh you miss 30 Rock? babe look around we are living in an unending episode of it
December 14, 2024 at 12:43 PM
oh you miss 30 Rock? babe look around we are living in an unending episode of it
Miss May Does Not Exist is one of @vulture.com's best comedy books of the year :') bit.ly/missmayvulture
December 6, 2024 at 6:42 PM
Miss May Does Not Exist is one of @vulture.com's best comedy books of the year :') bit.ly/missmayvulture
my brain every night before i fall asleep
December 3, 2024 at 7:03 PM
my brain every night before i fall asleep
Big deal day today and let me tell you: Miss May Does Not Exist makes the perfect gift for your friends, loved ones, enemies, neglected wives, crushes, coworkers, sickly sisters, eccentric aunts, prickly in-laws, yourself, and more this holiday season!!!! Buy a copy or 10!!!!!! bit.ly/missmaylanding
November 29, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Big deal day today and let me tell you: Miss May Does Not Exist makes the perfect gift for your friends, loved ones, enemies, neglected wives, crushes, coworkers, sickly sisters, eccentric aunts, prickly in-laws, yourself, and more this holiday season!!!! Buy a copy or 10!!!!!! bit.ly/missmaylanding
Miss May Does Not Exist is one of @npr.org's 2024 Books We Love :') n.pr/4g75zat
November 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Miss May Does Not Exist is one of @npr.org's 2024 Books We Love :') n.pr/4g75zat
my therapist's homework for me this and tbh every week
November 20, 2024 at 7:15 PM
my therapist's homework for me this and tbh every week