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Carrick Nisbet
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Failed bear cub. Hoping to someday make money writing about homosexuals who kill people.
Pretty much all the violence he deals out is either defensive or in the midst of a fight, the only time he relishes it is against Victor so I wouldn't say 'sadistically' but I wouldn't say he's a sadist in the book either, just way more righteous, which is another thing that makes him harder to like
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Because they're made by straight guys who think being fat is effeminate. At a guess.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's an exaggeration but he's still a lot easier to like than the book version, he never murders a child or deliberately targets Elizabeth and Henry
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Boyfriend agrees its definitely their most gothic
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Russell Tovey looks like he's gonna get steamy with a fish lady in the new Doctor Who spinoff

Would prefer it if he was getting steamy with a fish boy but I admit my bias here
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Boyfriend got me into that album earlier this year
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Welcome to...okay you're still behind my timezone but you're way closer than usual so welcome anyway?
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
And all this from a book where Fieyro gets worried his makeup smeared off while going down on her
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Oh God I've listened to that, once. Years ago. And I've never felt like talking about it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I can follow the logistics of a muck up while getting dressed in a hurry but unfortunately there's a hundred completely non-salacious reasons why someone might be getting dressed in a hurry
November 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
That...does sound specific
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Genuinely wept when I got to his death on a rewatch with the new dub
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Here's to panel beaters?
November 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don't want to nitpick movie physics but it's funny that they kept 'that spear could have skewered a wild boar' from the book where it was just a blow from a big orc, not a troll with a tree trunk spear which could kill a whale

Mithril is not only impenetrable but also absorbs blunt force trauma
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I think I'm unlikely to do this because my nerdier characters often also possess the tendency to stick em in the femoral
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My boyfriend watching that for the first time:

"Welcome Frodo of the Shire, one who has seen ME HIGH!"
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM