DJ Hurt People
carotid-johnson.bsky.social
DJ Hurt People
@carotid-johnson.bsky.social
the "ow" to "fuck" pipeline
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Mikey - color coordinating front nose 🚨
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
im blown freaktober is almost over but i can hardly wait for toesvember to begin
October 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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October 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
waittttt i just watched smegma-mind
September 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
breast animal
September 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
hankering for cheddar in this new weird and backward world
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
labia menorah
September 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
u don’t have to use this app but please turn on post notifications for me
August 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
i have got to get more performative
August 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
herbie hancock? yeah i mean her han bie on my cock
August 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the clitoris is the top of the labubus minora
August 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
jurassic boink
August 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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DJ hurt people is slept on
August 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
drummers when the sound tech says “lemme hear the whole kit”
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
oh your bike gets you from point A to point B? yeah all fucking bikes do that, mine does it way cooler and smoother than yours tho
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i’m usually looking for a beverage
July 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the metro used to be carpeted
July 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
me skipping a good song to listen to a bad one
July 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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SATURDAY
July 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
hot dogs got that one flavor that tastes like a headache
July 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i love pissing cuz u can stroke it a little bit
July 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
we honeymoon phasemaxxing
July 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tony hank pro hanker
June 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
it’s so hot i don’t even bother wiping
June 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM