i am Thinking

わらびさん誕生日おめでとうございます！！明日はよろしくお願いします！！

user comes to me asking when IT is going to finish reimaging his computer after they broke it with their latest policy updates. if it were me you'd have it back by EOB but with the people here? could be months

guy standing in the corner of the party imagebut it says "they don't know i did IT for 7 years"

"can you still search on google?" i don't know how to tell you this but that's not what explorer.exe is. either stop breaking the computers of my lab's users or give me admin rights so i don't have to talk to you anymore

few things are more suffocating than going from IT admin who could fix anything on the spot to becoming regular employee elsewhere and being constrained by the incompetent revolving door of IT gremlins here who don't even know what explorer.exe is