(slowly pouring more than one serving of chocolate chips into my ice cream)
oh nooooo
oh nooooo
May 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
(slowly pouring more than one serving of chocolate chips into my ice cream)
oh nooooo
oh nooooo
i’m going to start writing veggietales erotica
April 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i’m going to start writing veggietales erotica
thank friday it’s goodness
April 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
thank friday it’s goodness
is potty fan for suck out poop smell or for cover up potty noise
April 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
is potty fan for suck out poop smell or for cover up potty noise
yeah storing a million images would require several gigabytes of space
you really think a multi billion dollar corporation will be able to afford a usb stick
you really think a multi billion dollar corporation will be able to afford a usb stick
April 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
yeah storing a million images would require several gigabytes of space
you really think a multi billion dollar corporation will be able to afford a usb stick
you really think a multi billion dollar corporation will be able to afford a usb stick
a mockumentary style tv show about jesus and his disciples
peter: what happened to my water? this tastes like wine
(jesus christ looks at camera)
peter: what happened to my water? this tastes like wine
(jesus christ looks at camera)
March 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
a mockumentary style tv show about jesus and his disciples
peter: what happened to my water? this tastes like wine
(jesus christ looks at camera)
peter: what happened to my water? this tastes like wine
(jesus christ looks at camera)
a chef influencer account where every recipe is absolute dogshit but they look really delicious
is that anything
is that anything
March 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
a chef influencer account where every recipe is absolute dogshit but they look really delicious
is that anything
is that anything
why make money when i can have fun with my boys
— jesus christ
— jesus christ
March 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
why make money when i can have fun with my boys
— jesus christ
— jesus christ
how much do you love me on a scale from 1 to 10? 10 means you love me, 9 means you hate me
February 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
how much do you love me on a scale from 1 to 10? 10 means you love me, 9 means you hate me
person: i have an opinion
me: i agree with your opinion
person: actually our opinion is wrong
me: i agree with your opinion
person: actually our opinion is wrong
February 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
person: i have an opinion
me: i agree with your opinion
person: actually our opinion is wrong
me: i agree with your opinion
person: actually our opinion is wrong
how far back do i have to go to have an ancestor in common with my dog @hankgreen.bsky.social
February 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by steak nuggets
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.
Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
at this point can we just have spotify but for tv and movies?
free with ads or one single subscription for no ads, one place for everything
playlists, curated content, recommendations
free with ads or one single subscription for no ads, one place for everything
playlists, curated content, recommendations
February 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
at this point can we just have spotify but for tv and movies?
free with ads or one single subscription for no ads, one place for everything
playlists, curated content, recommendations
free with ads or one single subscription for no ads, one place for everything
playlists, curated content, recommendations
“you’re not even a beta if you let your pomeranian hump you. they don’t have a greek letter that low.” - larry the cable guy before he got woke and became mater
February 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
“you’re not even a beta if you let your pomeranian hump you. they don’t have a greek letter that low.” - larry the cable guy before he got woke and became mater
being warm < feeling warmth
February 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
being warm < feeling warmth
“i assume my dog consents to me humping him back. i don’t want to btw but i think i’m allowed to.”
February 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“i assume my dog consents to me humping him back. i don’t want to btw but i think i’m allowed to.”
imagine the largest warehouse you can think of. like one of those amazon facilities that go on for ages. now fill it with rice. now imagine two of those grains of rice started talking to each other. that’s what this is.
February 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
imagine the largest warehouse you can think of. like one of those amazon facilities that go on for ages. now fill it with rice. now imagine two of those grains of rice started talking to each other. that’s what this is.
the thing about shooting a bullet through a pipe
February 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
the thing about shooting a bullet through a pipe
how far back do i have to go to have an ancestor in common with my dog @hankgreen.bsky.social
February 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
how far back do i have to go to have an ancestor in common with my dog @hankgreen.bsky.social
what’s up, prank squad, watch this as i trick someone into doing what i want instead
February 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
what’s up, prank squad, watch this as i trick someone into doing what i want instead
do you ever think about how we are made of the exact same stuff as rocks and trees and dirt and the only difference is that we know how to move and think and feel and they don’t
February 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
do you ever think about how we are made of the exact same stuff as rocks and trees and dirt and the only difference is that we know how to move and think and feel and they don’t
if i stop eating my feelings, then i will be forced to feel my feelings
no thanks
no thanks
January 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if i stop eating my feelings, then i will be forced to feel my feelings
no thanks
no thanks
❌ “well-seasoned”
✅ “flavor-blasted”
✅ “flavor-blasted”
January 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
❌ “well-seasoned”
✅ “flavor-blasted”
✅ “flavor-blasted”
heaven is just being ghosts on earth getting to exist without the need for food or shelter or expenses
January 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
heaven is just being ghosts on earth getting to exist without the need for food or shelter or expenses