Matt Bouchard
@caromass.bsky.social
Wasn't this the plan along? Has Greenland ever really been about Greenland, or rather a pretext for what's really happening here: the agent delivering for his principal what he ran out of time to deliver before his first term expired?
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Wasn't this the plan along? Has Greenland ever really been about Greenland, or rather a pretext for what's really happening here: the agent delivering for his principal what he ran out of time to deliver before his first term expired?
Old enough to remember when MAGA thought it was inappropriate for politicians to swear.
January 14, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Old enough to remember when MAGA thought it was inappropriate for politicians to swear.
Don't tread on me. Tread on thee.
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Don't tread on me. Tread on thee.
And Mitch McConnell.
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
And Mitch McConnell.
Boy, it's all collapsing so fast, isn't it. So much faster than feared.
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Boy, it's all collapsing so fast, isn't it. So much faster than feared.
Release the Trump-Epstein files.
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Release the Trump-Epstein files.
When happens when tacky gets mistaken for taste
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When happens when tacky gets mistaken for taste
They contribute nothing but own all the homes. Got it.
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
They contribute nothing but own all the homes. Got it.
Great win for a scrappy squad.
October 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Great win for a scrappy squad.
And it was magnificent.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
And it was magnificent.
We're gonna party like it's 1699
September 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
We're gonna party like it's 1699
Will be cancelling my ESPN-Disney-Hulu subscription in the morning.
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Will be cancelling my ESPN-Disney-Hulu subscription in the morning.
"Government censorship of speech is intolerable in a free society."
September 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Government censorship of speech is intolerable in a free society."
Fall on Me
World Leader Pretend
Half a World Away
World Leader Pretend
Half a World Away
August 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Fall on Me
World Leader Pretend
Half a World Away
World Leader Pretend
Half a World Away
Greetings from Sahe O'Midsuxa.
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Greetings from Sahe O'Midsuxa.
Man this day has been bananas
June 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Man this day has been bananas
These folks have convinced themselves that trolling is an effective messaging and electoral strategy. I dearly hope they are wrong.
May 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
These folks have convinced themselves that trolling is an effective messaging and electoral strategy. I dearly hope they are wrong.
And with a chain saw.
March 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And with a chain saw.
I resemble that statement. This album came out my first year of college. Belong and Half a World Way still sound amazing one after the other.
March 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I resemble that statement. This album came out my first year of college. Belong and Half a World Way still sound amazing one after the other.
I miss Sleazefest.
February 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I miss Sleazefest.