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Carolyn Bailey
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Kitchen witch with a capital B. Gen-X Canadian queer leftist disabled mom with an attitude problem and no fucks left to give. ⚠️Uninvited DMs will be given no mercy.
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See You Next Tuesday When men look at women, you mostly don't see real people, whole humans with depth and brilliance and autonomy. You see subordinates, accessories, living appliances, like we're just chattel - useful, nameless, trash. Maybe not all men; maybe you're better than that, really looking for something special, a consort - understanding, nurturing, tolerant, a bottomless well of compassion and neverending emotional labour. Definitely some men though, because you’ll hunt high and low, seeking a concubine - uncouth, needful, taboo; not someone you'd ever respect, because the dirtier we are, the easier it is to discard what you despise without conscience. On rare occasions, you may even seek a supportive companion - unquestioning, naive, tractable... a cheering section blissfully unaware of the damage in your wake. You can't see us separately from your desired function for us. I know, I know - you don't understand where all this misandry is coming from. I'll tell you more about it when I See you next Tuesday.
August 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Top panel is text next to a photo of Trump, the text reads "Incels love him because it's their only chance to see one of these..." The lower two panels zoom in on the way his neck folds appear above his collar, with the visual implication of resembling female genitalia.
June 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The products aren't banned, they're shunned. Learn the language you are trying to legislate.

We don't wait for our government to tell us what our values and ethics are up here. We hold the line, and we don't let fascist felons tell us what to think or do or be.
May 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Wow. Shame.
Wesley from The Princess Bride looking fierce, with a caption: "Death first!"
April 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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I feel like Gary Oldman could competently portray most of the people dominating the news right now. It almost looks like he has a head start with a couple of roles he's done...
A collage of photos of Gary Oldman in various film roles he's played during his career.
March 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Pictured: Westley of the Princess Bride with a fierce expression saying "Death first!"
February 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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r/Late stage capitalism u/Pholosobee $6,472,200,000,000 - That's how much we can size from the billionaire class . without even reducing the number of billionaires. That could entirely eradicate world hunger for 216 years. 1/20th of it would halt climate change by 2030. Oh, and remember, this doesn't even take a PENNY from people with 'only' 1B. Just spent a while with a spreadsheet and the Forbes 2019 rich list. Thought I'd share.
February 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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"unexpectedly"...
February 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Text above panels: adulthood means having an progressively and increasingly deep understanding of this scene every year you get older P1: Old woman to white unicorn "Where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? P2: "Where were you when I was new?" P3: "When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to?" P4: "How date you! How dare you come to me now..." P5: "When I am this." P6: No dialogue, unicorn nuzzles up to old woman's face.
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Protester with features masked and blurred holds a sign featuring a picture of Elon Musk's infamous Nazi salute with an Adolf Hitler style mustache drawn on. The text on the sign reads "MAKE NAZIS AFRAID AGAIN"
February 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Protesters in the US holding signs. First sign reads: SUPER CALLOUS FRAGILE RACIST SEXIST NAZI FOTUS Second sign reads: JESUS WAS AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT MATT2:13
February 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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This is real, and happening, and actively looking to spread to other nations. Pay attention!
From the Heritage Foundation website: Feminism, understood as the peculiar modern ideology of the 20th century, has reached its self-destroying zenith in the erasure of woman in gender ideology and in the putative “right” to intentionally end the life of one’s developing unborn child. But this form of feminism is not worthy of the name. To fight the cultural and legal disintegration wrought by the now-hegemonic “feminism” of the 20th century, a new feminism is necessary for the 21st century: a movement that advocates for women as women, and that understands (as did the original 19th-century women’s rights movement) that rights are intrinsically linked with responsibilities. From the Heritage Foundation website: Key Takeaways 1. Equating “women’s rights” with sexual license, radical autonomy, and abortion recklessly undermines the true interests of women and the very purpose of rights. 2. A noble and robust tradition of women writing and working for the interests of other women predates feminism’s ideological dalliance with the sexual revolution. 3. A new feminism for the 21st century can help the West reclaim its own humanizing heritage and ennoble both sexes.
January 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Meet Jiminy Wicket the Destroyer... He's my furry copilot, and I'm his ESA.

#chihuahua #puppylove #sploot
January 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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OP orcasoup writes: those moments when straight people assume you're one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent lesbionage Reply 1: bi spy Reply 2: it's an ace case Reply 3: Secret gaygent. Reply 4: #PAN WITH A PLAN
January 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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A drag performer is fully clothed and made up, seated demurely on a chair with crossed legs in a retro look in the first panel, while the second panel depicts scantily clad cheerleaders in mid-gyration of a heavily sexualized performance. Caption reads "I'm confused - which one is "sexualizing" your child by performing in public?"
January 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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While the oligarchs duke it out, we still have power. Watch where you put your pennies.
January 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Cont'd...(2/2)
January 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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And that's the last straw for me. (1/2/
January 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM