carolyn
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shout out to websites doing this at checkout, let people know how insane this fucking is
May 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
shout out to websites doing this at checkout, let people know how insane this fucking is
ChatGPT just told me I had “juicy options” for synonyms for a word and now I’m scared
April 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
ChatGPT just told me I had “juicy options” for synonyms for a word and now I’m scared
being a full grown adult with weird mental health related things is so degrading sometimes, like I have to explain to ppl that the reason I can’t really go to outdoor festivals is because I have a phobia of Porta Potties
April 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
being a full grown adult with weird mental health related things is so degrading sometimes, like I have to explain to ppl that the reason I can’t really go to outdoor festivals is because I have a phobia of Porta Potties
serious question but what does the elimination of red dye mean for the future of maraschino cherries because that’s very important to me
April 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
serious question but what does the elimination of red dye mean for the future of maraschino cherries because that’s very important to me
I am begging, no PLEADING for the “high protein cottage cheese in everything” epidemic to end. Stop acting like cottage cheese is enjoyable and doesn’t have the most heinous texture imaginable
April 21, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am begging, no PLEADING for the “high protein cottage cheese in everything” epidemic to end. Stop acting like cottage cheese is enjoyable and doesn’t have the most heinous texture imaginable
hot take but M&M cookies are so basic and nothing to me. Like I would take oatmeal raisin over a plain ass M&M cookie any day
April 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
hot take but M&M cookies are so basic and nothing to me. Like I would take oatmeal raisin over a plain ass M&M cookie any day
Coachella is, quite possibly, my worst nightmare. Outdoors the entire time in the sweltering heat, no real bathrooms, nowhere to sit, everything is expensive, goes on for hours. It genuinely sounds awful to me idk
April 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Coachella is, quite possibly, my worst nightmare. Outdoors the entire time in the sweltering heat, no real bathrooms, nowhere to sit, everything is expensive, goes on for hours. It genuinely sounds awful to me idk
the scariest place on the internet is not the dark web, it’s snark Reddit pages
April 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
the scariest place on the internet is not the dark web, it’s snark Reddit pages
everyone please stop telling me to have a child and that I’d make a good parent, I have like 1-3 mental breakdowns a week and am still learning how to regulate my emotions in my 4th year of therapy like dang let me be practical in peace
April 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
everyone please stop telling me to have a child and that I’d make a good parent, I have like 1-3 mental breakdowns a week and am still learning how to regulate my emotions in my 4th year of therapy like dang let me be practical in peace
everyone out here talking about the incest in White Lotus and I’m here to remind you that Degrassi did it first
April 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
everyone out here talking about the incest in White Lotus and I’m here to remind you that Degrassi did it first
I truly cannot stand when restaurants give you the fucking glass wine bottle full of water and the tiny fucking glasses and you have to keep asking them to refill the water, like just give me a big ass glass and call it a day
April 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I truly cannot stand when restaurants give you the fucking glass wine bottle full of water and the tiny fucking glasses and you have to keep asking them to refill the water, like just give me a big ass glass and call it a day
just know that when and if I’m ever pregnant, you will exclusively be seeing me in overalls and nothing else
April 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
just know that when and if I’m ever pregnant, you will exclusively be seeing me in overalls and nothing else
time for influencers to adopt new poses, no more kissy face, peace sign, one leg up shit
April 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
time for influencers to adopt new poses, no more kissy face, peace sign, one leg up shit
did anyone ever actually play spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven or any of those games at parties growing up, or did that legit only happen on TV and in movies?
April 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
did anyone ever actually play spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven or any of those games at parties growing up, or did that legit only happen on TV and in movies?
Kim K NEEDS to get full custody of those kids and get them far the fuck away from Kanye. Like holy shit he just keeps getting worse.
April 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Kim K NEEDS to get full custody of those kids and get them far the fuck away from Kanye. Like holy shit he just keeps getting worse.
My mom texting me to tell me she googled my 10th grade math teacher’s son because she remembered he’s an actor that had one small role in a Paul Rudd movie in the 2010’s is exactly the level of retired I aspire to be
April 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My mom texting me to tell me she googled my 10th grade math teacher’s son because she remembered he’s an actor that had one small role in a Paul Rudd movie in the 2010’s is exactly the level of retired I aspire to be
ah yes, the Easter season, time for me to go borderline pre-diabetic consuming lethal amounts of Cadbury mini eggs
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
ah yes, the Easter season, time for me to go borderline pre-diabetic consuming lethal amounts of Cadbury mini eggs
just tried the Costco frozen Korean fried cheese dogs and they changed my life
March 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
just tried the Costco frozen Korean fried cheese dogs and they changed my life
wait so like are we going to war orrrrr
March 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
wait so like are we going to war orrrrr
how much longer do we have until chunky statement necklaces and peplum tops with bodycon skirts type of fashion comes back?
March 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
how much longer do we have until chunky statement necklaces and peplum tops with bodycon skirts type of fashion comes back?
one thing about me is that I’ll never be full from a liquid meal. Smoothie? Nope. Protein coffee? Nope. Protein shake? Nope. That shit never satisfies me
March 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
one thing about me is that I’ll never be full from a liquid meal. Smoothie? Nope. Protein coffee? Nope. Protein shake? Nope. That shit never satisfies me
don’t get why people are freaking out about the incestuous kiss in this season of White Lotus when there was literally a man fucking his own uncle in season 2?? Like did you guys forget about that??
March 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
don’t get why people are freaking out about the incestuous kiss in this season of White Lotus when there was literally a man fucking his own uncle in season 2?? Like did you guys forget about that??
I’ve decided that Jonathan Bailey is gay, British Ryan Reynolds, idk it just makes sense to me
March 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’ve decided that Jonathan Bailey is gay, British Ryan Reynolds, idk it just makes sense to me
I’ve never been particularly “pro-influencer” but I’m truly so sick of them now and cannot handle how insanely out of touch they are. I really don’t care about your first class flight to your brand trip where you’re gifted tons of free shit. Normal ppl can’t afford houses rn
March 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’ve never been particularly “pro-influencer” but I’m truly so sick of them now and cannot handle how insanely out of touch they are. I really don’t care about your first class flight to your brand trip where you’re gifted tons of free shit. Normal ppl can’t afford houses rn
FINALLY an insta add that speaks to me
March 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
FINALLY an insta add that speaks to me