This is Mia. That blue halo is a soft cone she’ll wear the rest of her life. You can’t tell by looking at her, but she has an inoperable tumor that will ultimately take her from us. But for right now, she’s happy & has energy & as always is hungry for more chicken.
#doglife #cavalier

What do we have to do to get Canada to annex New York as another province? Like, start a petition? Ballot initiative? Beg? What?
I mean, just curious, no big deal, j/k haha.
(For real though, we’ll do it, whatever it takes.)

This is all I plan to do from now on. Every day will be #caturday

Happy Gotcha Day to this baby, looking dapper in his celebratory rainbow collar.
#caturday

For the last nine days.

Every day brings a whole new round of gut-wrenching horrors. That they’re also dim-witted, incompetent dipshitz doesn’t make the barrage of evil seem much less threatening. But I refuse to go to bed angry. Here’s a palate cleanser: Noodles in his custom-made box.

His questions are like, “how are you feeling right now?” so obviously all I talk about are my sex dreams.

😂😂

Poking my head out cautiously, hoping to find good in the world instead of Sauron’s searching eye.

Sleepy Noodles with his little pink nose & extra-long hairs between his toe beans, my sweet little bubby my perfect boy I could never be mad at you never never even when you scratch the living shite out of our couch or when you puke always 7 times in a row you’re perfect my angel baby #caturday

Here is Mia after ice skating on the frozen pond at Central Park. She is perfect.

Struggling to function in this country right now, with so much evil being unleashed on us by this new regime. Clinging to the hope that brave & decent leaders will rise, in our courts, in tech, in journalism, in the streets, & if need be in secret, to protect the most vulnerable amongst us.

“Celsius,” she whispers into the dark, warm hollow beneath the tent of blankets over her head.

Mine.

I cannot stop looking at our sweet Mia’s face that says she has no desire to go anywhere we are not. If you want, you can believe she is looking at you like that.

Uhtred of Bebbanburg would like to know what you’re cooking for dinner, because damn it smells so good and can he have some.

Mia would like you to know she’s proud of you & is so happy you’re here & she’d like a little chicken, please & thank you.