CaroJay
@carojay.bsky.social
mom, wife, lawyer, traveler. recovering procrastinator. semi-professional power napper.
That’s a $150K signature block.
March 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
That’s a $150K signature block.
I would call him King of Pettyville but I think he’d like it.
March 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I would call him King of Pettyville but I think he’d like it.
“but it was never going to be me” makes me proud to be a lawyer
February 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
“but it was never going to be me” makes me proud to be a lawyer
she just wrote the judge’s order denying dismissal without prejudice. well done.
February 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
she just wrote the judge’s order denying dismissal without prejudice. well done.
Plus Dan Snyder is so mad
January 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Plus Dan Snyder is so mad
Whoops, I was so focused on Bradley Cooper that I didn’t realize it was a car commercial
January 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Whoops, I was so focused on Bradley Cooper that I didn’t realize it was a car commercial
love bananas but I loathe anything that is not an actual banana that I have personally peeled. no banana bread etc and cannot even stand banana in a smoothie
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
love bananas but I loathe anything that is not an actual banana that I have personally peeled. no banana bread etc and cannot even stand banana in a smoothie
Big O does it too! And they’re so nice about it!
December 13, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Big O does it too! And they’re so nice about it!
I splurged for floor in London and it was worth every penny! Top tier memories. Soak it in!
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 AM
I splurged for floor in London and it was worth every penny! Top tier memories. Soak it in!
Funny story, the original SMB bro lived in my neighborhood for a couple years. Only figured it out after he moved, otherwise I would have had some fun with that…
November 15, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Funny story, the original SMB bro lived in my neighborhood for a couple years. Only figured it out after he moved, otherwise I would have had some fun with that…
Oh no, my governor must have a brain worm.
November 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Oh no, my governor must have a brain worm.