Caro Cogitatus 🌈🐱🖖⚧️Chuck Schumer, RESIGN.
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We need to send all of them who voted "yes" this quote, plus a pair of testicles.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
We need to send all of them who voted "yes" this quote, plus a pair of testicles.
How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when there are men, rich men, in handcuffs being perp-walked to the jail.
Until then this is STILL A COVERUP.
Like this, please:
Until then this is STILL A COVERUP.
Like this, please:
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
How will we know if this bill has been successful? We will know when there are men, rich men, in handcuffs being perp-walked to the jail.
Until then this is STILL A COVERUP.
Like this, please:
Until then this is STILL A COVERUP.
Like this, please:
Reporters, please ask every Democrat whether or not Chuck Schumer was involved in the negotiations. If they don't know, ask them to ask *him*. Then ask them again.
Chuck's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.
Chuck's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Reporters, please ask every Democrat whether or not Chuck Schumer was involved in the negotiations. If they don't know, ask them to ask *him*. Then ask them again.
Chuck's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.
Chuck's fingerprints are all over this. Prove me wrong.
When they try to explain at the podium why the Schumer Deal was actually a good thing, remember how the other side reacted to the news.
November 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
When they try to explain at the podium why the Schumer Deal was actually a good thing, remember how the other side reacted to the news.
I'm sure they'll keep their word *this* time, Chuck.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm sure they'll keep their word *this* time, Chuck.
"Sir? Sir? The meeting has ended."
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"Sir? Sir? The meeting has ended."
All the fun *popular* stuff we can pass.
November 5, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All the fun *popular* stuff we can pass.
Even some conservatives admit that Mamdani's policies are popular.
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Even some conservatives admit that Mamdani's policies are popular.
My sign for No Kings had a similar vibe.
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My sign for No Kings had a similar vibe.
Serendipitous placement of question (who will he find to attack?) and answer (citizens of Chicago) in my feed.
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Serendipitous placement of question (who will he find to attack?) and answer (citizens of Chicago) in my feed.
I'm sorry, it already has a name.
(And I'll bet Dear Leader got a whiff of it and got rattled at 2am, wondering what else his advisors are keeping from him.)
(And I'll bet Dear Leader got a whiff of it and got rattled at 2am, wondering what else his advisors are keeping from him.)
October 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I'm sorry, it already has a name.
(And I'll bet Dear Leader got a whiff of it and got rattled at 2am, wondering what else his advisors are keeping from him.)
(And I'll bet Dear Leader got a whiff of it and got rattled at 2am, wondering what else his advisors are keeping from him.)
No Kings rally in Vista, California. So proud of my community!
October 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
No Kings rally in Vista, California. So proud of my community!
You can't convince me this isn't a picture of Stephen Miller and Dear Leader.
October 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You can't convince me this isn't a picture of Stephen Miller and Dear Leader.
I hate MAGA.
But that doesn't mean I don't want them to have health care, a living wage, a clean environment, an affordable home, and the best economy in the world.
That's the biggest difference between us.
But that doesn't mean I don't want them to have health care, a living wage, a clean environment, an affordable home, and the best economy in the world.
That's the biggest difference between us.
October 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I hate MAGA.
But that doesn't mean I don't want them to have health care, a living wage, a clean environment, an affordable home, and the best economy in the world.
That's the biggest difference between us.
But that doesn't mean I don't want them to have health care, a living wage, a clean environment, an affordable home, and the best economy in the world.
That's the biggest difference between us.
Like these guys.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Like these guys.
Also "hardcore"? These guys.
October 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Also "hardcore"? These guys.
Conservatives in general, and MAGA in particular, need an enemy to fight against.
They have chosen liberals as that enemy, but we want the same things they do -- peace, prosperity, the freedom to live your life, honor, respect.
We need to convince them that the oligarchs are the real enemy.
They have chosen liberals as that enemy, but we want the same things they do -- peace, prosperity, the freedom to live your life, honor, respect.
We need to convince them that the oligarchs are the real enemy.
October 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Conservatives in general, and MAGA in particular, need an enemy to fight against.
They have chosen liberals as that enemy, but we want the same things they do -- peace, prosperity, the freedom to live your life, honor, respect.
We need to convince them that the oligarchs are the real enemy.
They have chosen liberals as that enemy, but we want the same things they do -- peace, prosperity, the freedom to live your life, honor, respect.
We need to convince them that the oligarchs are the real enemy.
Ah, so that's why Dear Leader is ranting about H-1B visas. He's in a tiff with his former boyfriend.
September 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ah, so that's why Dear Leader is ranting about H-1B visas. He's in a tiff with his former boyfriend.
Cowards at Hulu didn't even give me a chance to tell them it's because they're the worst kind of lickspittles who will trade essential liberties for a more profitable corporate merger.
Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you, Hulu.
Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you, Hulu.
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Cowards at Hulu didn't even give me a chance to tell them it's because they're the worst kind of lickspittles who will trade essential liberties for a more profitable corporate merger.
Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you, Hulu.
Fuck you, Disney. Fuck you, Hulu.
You mean this guy?
September 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You mean this guy?
Can you blame them? Or anyone in their family? Or any of their friends? Or any of their coworkers? Or their bosses?
If this happened to me at the job I was legally allowed (and requested) to be at, I would make the same decision.
If this happened to me at the job I was legally allowed (and requested) to be at, I would make the same decision.
September 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can you blame them? Or anyone in their family? Or any of their friends? Or any of their coworkers? Or their bosses?
If this happened to me at the job I was legally allowed (and requested) to be at, I would make the same decision.
If this happened to me at the job I was legally allowed (and requested) to be at, I would make the same decision.
Maybe we found the reason Trump always leans forward in that awkward way when speaking to the press?
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Maybe we found the reason Trump always leans forward in that awkward way when speaking to the press?
"Warrior Culture" be like: "Vladimir, STOP!"
September 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"Warrior Culture" be like: "Vladimir, STOP!"
This is brutal, but well earned.
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This is brutal, but well earned.
And to add on to the attached post specifically,
September 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
And to add on to the attached post specifically,