Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
@carminejade.bsky.social
29 y.o. 🔞 | Xy/Xyr | 🏳️⚧️Dorky Ass trans woman and amateur writer of fucked up smut🏳️⚧️HDG, Mechsploitation and whatever tickles my brain meat
My words
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CarmineJade
My words
https://archiveofourown.org/users/CarmineJade
What I expected to do when I started writing erotica: horniness, squirming, blushing, shame admitting its mine
Instead I had to learn about: psychological conditioning, blood vessels, city planning, engineering, space travel, drug effects, boot care, population growth, wolf vaginas, and philosophy
Instead I had to learn about: psychological conditioning, blood vessels, city planning, engineering, space travel, drug effects, boot care, population growth, wolf vaginas, and philosophy
December 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
What I expected to do when I started writing erotica: horniness, squirming, blushing, shame admitting its mine
Instead I had to learn about: psychological conditioning, blood vessels, city planning, engineering, space travel, drug effects, boot care, population growth, wolf vaginas, and philosophy
Instead I had to learn about: psychological conditioning, blood vessels, city planning, engineering, space travel, drug effects, boot care, population growth, wolf vaginas, and philosophy
Huh... Y'know, it might be the estrogen talking but wearing black combat boots to work makes me feel actually powerful. Then again it may also be the leather long coat talking but who knows?
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Huh... Y'know, it might be the estrogen talking but wearing black combat boots to work makes me feel actually powerful. Then again it may also be the leather long coat talking but who knows?
Sometimes I wonder "Am I going too overboard on this scene I'm writing?"
Then I shrug cuz it's hot to write a girl screaming at and trying to fight her reflection while on hallucinogens. All while her Handler taunts her for being unable to identify her real self.
Then I shrug cuz it's hot to write a girl screaming at and trying to fight her reflection while on hallucinogens. All while her Handler taunts her for being unable to identify her real self.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Sometimes I wonder "Am I going too overboard on this scene I'm writing?"
Then I shrug cuz it's hot to write a girl screaming at and trying to fight her reflection while on hallucinogens. All while her Handler taunts her for being unable to identify her real self.
Then I shrug cuz it's hot to write a girl screaming at and trying to fight her reflection while on hallucinogens. All while her Handler taunts her for being unable to identify her real self.
Reposted by Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
WARHOUND Christmas special: Handler blissed out on eggnog watching fondly as each of the pilots unwraps a present that's a gunpla of their own mech from under the tree
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
WARHOUND Christmas special: Handler blissed out on eggnog watching fondly as each of the pilots unwraps a present that's a gunpla of their own mech from under the tree
So service animals help people in very important ways, in particular emotionally and help them feel better.
So why then can't someone put a girl on a leash and just say she's your emotional support pet? If she's on a leash then she's not people. She's an animal who happens to be housebroken.
So why then can't someone put a girl on a leash and just say she's your emotional support pet? If she's on a leash then she's not people. She's an animal who happens to be housebroken.
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So service animals help people in very important ways, in particular emotionally and help them feel better.
So why then can't someone put a girl on a leash and just say she's your emotional support pet? If she's on a leash then she's not people. She's an animal who happens to be housebroken.
So why then can't someone put a girl on a leash and just say she's your emotional support pet? If she's on a leash then she's not people. She's an animal who happens to be housebroken.
Gotta love revelations when reading/writing smut. I go into reading mechsploitation as a sub, think about how hot it would be to be muzzled and turned into a weapon. And yet, I now own a longcoat, leather pants and combat boots. A girl even asked me to muzzle her.
Like I'm a Handler.
Like I'm a Handler.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Gotta love revelations when reading/writing smut. I go into reading mechsploitation as a sub, think about how hot it would be to be muzzled and turned into a weapon. And yet, I now own a longcoat, leather pants and combat boots. A girl even asked me to muzzle her.
Like I'm a Handler.
Like I'm a Handler.
Oh wow. Just over 24 hours and Leashed Submission is getting a pretty positive reception 🤯 Glad folks are enjoying my first foray into mechsplo!
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Oh wow. Just over 24 hours and Leashed Submission is getting a pretty positive reception 🤯 Glad folks are enjoying my first foray into mechsplo!
My first time writing mechsploitation ever is now live on AO3!
Leashed Submission - Chapter 1
A mechsploitation story about a racing pilot being broken and made anew ss her Handler's obedient weapon.
archiveofourown.org/works/75394411
Leashed Submission - Chapter 1
A mechsploitation story about a racing pilot being broken and made anew ss her Handler's obedient weapon.
archiveofourown.org/works/75394411
archiveofourown.org
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My first time writing mechsploitation ever is now live on AO3!
Leashed Submission - Chapter 1
A mechsploitation story about a racing pilot being broken and made anew ss her Handler's obedient weapon.
archiveofourown.org/works/75394411
Leashed Submission - Chapter 1
A mechsploitation story about a racing pilot being broken and made anew ss her Handler's obedient weapon.
archiveofourown.org/works/75394411
Reposted by Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
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quick interest check: hardback edition of WARHOUND?
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Okay so about a week and a half of work on and off, lots of tweaks and even research on boots...
My first time ever writing mechsploitation has a chapter 1 of 6.3k before any beta reading edits. This will be FUN
My first time ever writing mechsploitation has a chapter 1 of 6.3k before any beta reading edits. This will be FUN
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Okay so about a week and a half of work on and off, lots of tweaks and even research on boots...
My first time ever writing mechsploitation has a chapter 1 of 6.3k before any beta reading edits. This will be FUN
My first time ever writing mechsploitation has a chapter 1 of 6.3k before any beta reading edits. This will be FUN
Oh hey. I published a new chapter of words last night. Ch 5 of this went live, feel free to read if you're a plantfucker who enjoys romantic slow burns
archiveofourown.org/works/72723011
archiveofourown.org/works/72723011
archiveofourown.org
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh hey. I published a new chapter of words last night. Ch 5 of this went live, feel free to read if you're a plantfucker who enjoys romantic slow burns
archiveofourown.org/works/72723011
archiveofourown.org/works/72723011
Look I'm just saying: it's ridiculous that "normal" pets aren't allowed in stores without leashes but pet girls aren't if they're wearing a leash. This is really stupid and needs societal correction
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Look I'm just saying: it's ridiculous that "normal" pets aren't allowed in stores without leashes but pet girls aren't if they're wearing a leash. This is really stupid and needs societal correction
Did I need to write a 2k word short story for a Lancer PC backstory? No.
Did I need to use it as the base for a 5k (and still going) mechsploitation story?
Also no, but I'm not stopping now. I'm too invested in making this girl submit to her Handler. I'm not quitting.
Did I need to use it as the base for a 5k (and still going) mechsploitation story?
Also no, but I'm not stopping now. I'm too invested in making this girl submit to her Handler. I'm not quitting.
December 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Did I need to write a 2k word short story for a Lancer PC backstory? No.
Did I need to use it as the base for a 5k (and still going) mechsploitation story?
Also no, but I'm not stopping now. I'm too invested in making this girl submit to her Handler. I'm not quitting.
Did I need to use it as the base for a 5k (and still going) mechsploitation story?
Also no, but I'm not stopping now. I'm too invested in making this girl submit to her Handler. I'm not quitting.
This hound can do so much war
war hound 👍
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
This hound can do so much war
Weird goals: using hypnotic language in the erotica you write to subtly give your friend new kinks. I predict my friend will want a muzzle once I make her beta read some Mechsplo I'm writing.
Then I give her plenty of "research" material
Then I give her plenty of "research" material
November 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Weird goals: using hypnotic language in the erotica you write to subtly give your friend new kinks. I predict my friend will want a muzzle once I make her beta read some Mechsplo I'm writing.
Then I give her plenty of "research" material
Then I give her plenty of "research" material
Reposted by Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
let's all get a weird tingle in our stomachs when the evil sorceress calls us "little girls playing at being heroes" in a low voice with a lot of vocal fry
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
let's all get a weird tingle in our stomachs when the evil sorceress calls us "little girls playing at being heroes" in a low voice with a lot of vocal fry
Welp... My morning apparently involved using all my research into boot play just to nail a scene of a Hound licking Handler's boots. Why is this making me realize some things?
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Welp... My morning apparently involved using all my research into boot play just to nail a scene of a Hound licking Handler's boots. Why is this making me realize some things?
OH SHIT!!! THE HYPE IS SO REAL 💙
SHOWHOUND Ch. 1 [Public]
How much of the real Sartha Thrace remains? Sartha herself wonders - but as Handler brings her to the Empire's heart to play power games, there is no time to dwell on the question.
The show must go on
archiveofourown.org/works/749067...
How much of the real Sartha Thrace remains? Sartha herself wonders - but as Handler brings her to the Empire's heart to play power games, there is no time to dwell on the question.
The show must go on
archiveofourown.org/works/749067...
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
OH SHIT!!! THE HYPE IS SO REAL 💙
Alright... I may have flash fried my own brain writing this. Gods the depravity one's own mind can make from your kinks
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Alright... I may have flash fried my own brain writing this. Gods the depravity one's own mind can make from your kinks
Roommate: What are you doing? More of that plant stuff?
Me: Writing hound erotica as an aside.
Roomie: Aw~ Like puppy girls? Dude that's so cute like I don't get it but dude that's-(One explanation of Hounds later) Dude that's fucked who just does that to someone?
Me: It's hot. That's why 🙄
Me: Writing hound erotica as an aside.
Roomie: Aw~ Like puppy girls? Dude that's so cute like I don't get it but dude that's-(One explanation of Hounds later) Dude that's fucked who just does that to someone?
Me: It's hot. That's why 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Roommate: What are you doing? More of that plant stuff?
Me: Writing hound erotica as an aside.
Roomie: Aw~ Like puppy girls? Dude that's so cute like I don't get it but dude that's-(One explanation of Hounds later) Dude that's fucked who just does that to someone?
Me: It's hot. That's why 🙄
Me: Writing hound erotica as an aside.
Roomie: Aw~ Like puppy girls? Dude that's so cute like I don't get it but dude that's-(One explanation of Hounds later) Dude that's fucked who just does that to someone?
Me: It's hot. That's why 🙄
Gods... I want to work on some passionate, fluffy slowburn. But then I just keep reopening a fucked up Noncon story about a racing pilot becoming a well trained mutt.
Why must I be like this?
Why must I be like this?
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Gods... I want to work on some passionate, fluffy slowburn. But then I just keep reopening a fucked up Noncon story about a racing pilot becoming a well trained mutt.
Why must I be like this?
Why must I be like this?
Can confirm. A girl saw me reading my phys copy, realized who I was on Discord and DMs me "Hey so are you the girl reading Warhound on the train?" We had a wonderful chat after 💙
it's official girls, being a Kallie fan will help you score
Someone at the bar went up to me and said “hey have you read Warhound? I’m asking people wearing olive.” Never had my shit clocked so instantly in my life lmaooooo
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Can confirm. A girl saw me reading my phys copy, realized who I was on Discord and DMs me "Hey so are you the girl reading Warhound on the train?" We had a wonderful chat after 💙
Reposted by Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
it's official girls, being a Kallie fan will help you score
Someone at the bar went up to me and said “hey have you read Warhound? I’m asking people wearing olive.” Never had my shit clocked so instantly in my life lmaooooo
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it's official girls, being a Kallie fan will help you score
Reposted by Carmine🏳️⚧️Jade
Currently feeling unimaginably grateful to everyone who's bought WARHOUND or supported the Patreon. Sorry to get heavy but the truth is I'm really not sure how we would possibly manage w/ some of the stuff going on right now if not for all of you
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Currently feeling unimaginably grateful to everyone who's bought WARHOUND or supported the Patreon. Sorry to get heavy but the truth is I'm really not sure how we would possibly manage w/ some of the stuff going on right now if not for all of you