Carmina Iguana
@carminaiguana.bsky.social
Scientist-recluse of ambiguous background & demographic.
Photon whisperer.
Fully evidence-based, as my imaginary friends will attest.
Still breathing, in a very blue hood in a blue city in a blue US state.
Photon whisperer.
Fully evidence-based, as my imaginary friends will attest.
Still breathing, in a very blue hood in a blue city in a blue US state.
Tens of millions of goobers in blue states, too, don't forget.
September 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Tens of millions of goobers in blue states, too, don't forget.
Yeah, never deadname your 5-year old cat.
September 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Yeah, never deadname your 5-year old cat.
Actually no, to be precise: they shouldn't have to divest them, but they bloody well should have to put them in a blind trust.
September 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Actually no, to be precise: they shouldn't have to divest them, but they bloody well should have to put them in a blind trust.
Because Trump is stupid. QED.
September 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Because Trump is stupid. QED.
I suppose this passes for cleverness.
September 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I suppose this passes for cleverness.
Wrong.
Out of millions of Nazis, the Allies only executed about a dozen.
Out of millions of Nazis, the Allies only executed about a dozen.
September 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Wrong.
Out of millions of Nazis, the Allies only executed about a dozen.
Out of millions of Nazis, the Allies only executed about a dozen.
He's rich, not an oligarch.
Please learn the difference.
Please learn the difference.
September 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
He's rich, not an oligarch.
Please learn the difference.
Please learn the difference.
I would like to hire her in 12 years.
September 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I would like to hire her in 12 years.
If she's going to say something like that (and good for her), then why doesn't she simply have the stats at hand to back it up?
Bad Journalism. No excuse whatsoever.
Bad Journalism. No excuse whatsoever.
September 3, 2025 at 1:25 AM
If she's going to say something like that (and good for her), then why doesn't she simply have the stats at hand to back it up?
Bad Journalism. No excuse whatsoever.
Bad Journalism. No excuse whatsoever.
Nice, but don't be too impressed.
They did it by building LNG ports.
They did it by building LNG ports.
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Nice, but don't be too impressed.
They did it by building LNG ports.
They did it by building LNG ports.
Make it 35 years.
September 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Make it 35 years.
Let Texas secede and wither.
September 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Let Texas secede and wither.
The problem isn't with social media, but with social comedians.
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The problem isn't with social media, but with social comedians.
"But all red-blooded Americans want you in Hell. On Earth."
September 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"But all red-blooded Americans want you in Hell. On Earth."
Cute, but Huntsville has always had a much, much larger role in the US space program than Denver has ever had.
September 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Cute, but Huntsville has always had a much, much larger role in the US space program than Denver has ever had.
"Too anti-Trump"
"Jumbo Shrimp"
"Right-wing Intellectual"
Things that don't literally exist.
"Jumbo Shrimp"
"Right-wing Intellectual"
Things that don't literally exist.
September 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
"Too anti-Trump"
"Jumbo Shrimp"
"Right-wing Intellectual"
Things that don't literally exist.
"Jumbo Shrimp"
"Right-wing Intellectual"
Things that don't literally exist.
If all the good baseball pitchers were removed, the world would be a batter place.
September 2, 2025 at 6:01 AM
If all the good baseball pitchers were removed, the world would be a batter place.
Wool does not break down in the human GI tract.
September 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Wool does not break down in the human GI tract.
*Someone* has to make up for Elon's inablility to control his genitals.
September 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
*Someone* has to make up for Elon's inablility to control his genitals.
Of course it can. The vision is for NC, not for himself.
Pro tip: In countries other than the US, people actually build for the future.
Pro tip: In countries other than the US, people actually build for the future.
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Of course it can. The vision is for NC, not for himself.
Pro tip: In countries other than the US, people actually build for the future.
Pro tip: In countries other than the US, people actually build for the future.
Elon, someone has to make up for your inability to control your genitals.
September 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Elon, someone has to make up for your inability to control your genitals.
You can change your name. JD Vance's real name is actually nothing like JD Vance.
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
You can change your name. JD Vance's real name is actually nothing like JD Vance.
And why do you pick on white men's names when the US govt also sports Summer Lee, Hope Baldwin, Hope Hicks, Dawn Adams, Faith Evans, April McClain-Delaney, and Grace Lankford?
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
And why do you pick on white men's names when the US govt also sports Summer Lee, Hope Baldwin, Hope Hicks, Dawn Adams, Faith Evans, April McClain-Delaney, and Grace Lankford?