There's a reason half of Seattle calls them the SeaChickens.

And why should I care about him?

In 2017, the pup soon to be known as Lincoln was found stranded; rescuers from @montereybayaquarium.org estimated he was less than 2 weeks old at the time. Deemed non-releasable by USFWS, that December he moved to his home at the Oregon Zoo to reign as the Prince of Sea Pups.

Um... What?! Have you ever been to Tukwila? There's a few thousand people and the Southcenter Mall there. That's it.

I have to wonder what all these Rs said a few years ago when all the R legislators in Oregon skipped the state to block something.

I live in the Seattle area, so it's required that I say Dick's. Although it varies by location. The original place on Capitol Hill is meh, but the one in Bellevue is pretty good.