carmenitalane.bsky.social
@carmenitalane.bsky.social
He’s probably traumatized by being called Lucy.
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
You can omit the apostrophe from didnthappeniest.
February 8, 2026 at 7:44 PM
His left tibia is known to be discreet.
February 8, 2026 at 4:45 AM
We want to make sure we board early enough to secure a place in the luggage overhead compartment.
February 8, 2026 at 2:58 AM
See what happens if you don’t drink Coca-cola…
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Midsomer Murders on PBS…

At first I couldn’t understand what was happening but after my second glass on wine it still made no sense but at that point I really didn’t care.
February 8, 2026 at 2:05 AM
So little Jack Horner sat in his corner while physicists Hawking sat in his? Um…wheelchair
Um.in
February 7, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Well there was the gay black Senator from South Carolina.
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Wouldn’t it be fun to see the USA Olympic team banned in 2028 when the Summer Olympics will be held in Los Angeles?
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Thank god this is all being orchestrated by an obese, low IQ, foul smelling, raciest pedophile. It’s 9 months until the midterms and we now know what’s up. Imagine if it was September and we just figured out what this POS was up to.
February 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Well the 2026 Tigard payroll is $330,000 higher than the Ohtani annual salary.
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
No mystery. You can read the name under the 3rd redaction. The name is Leon. Probably Leon Trotsky.
February 5, 2026 at 6:55 PM
It’s probably because the majority of the Whitehouse Press corps is MAGA light.
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I don’t see how Dems would fail to take control of Congress if they win the mid terms. How can this regime prevent this from happening?
February 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Young guns 🤡
February 5, 2026 at 4:26 PM
There’s always a loophole..
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
There’s a 50/50 chance SCOTUS will figure out a way to allow Trump to serve a third term. Something like “The 22nd amendment was meant to prevent a 3rd “consecutive” term..Since Trump’s second term was not consecutive he’s free to go for a third term.
February 5, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Christians will reject what exactly? The content of the Epstein Files?
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
American tax payers are subsidizing the Walton family.
February 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
So you think “screaming their lungs out” will do the trick? I think it will take more than that.
February 3, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Red states agree to nationalize their elections. Blue states don’t. 3 or 4 purple states with GOP legislators agree to nationalize there elections. This may be enough to flip an election.
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
How are the contents of the whistleblower complaint allowed to blocked by the subject of the whistleblower complaint?
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
A DOJ review? I wish Dems would be serious for a change. They may as well call for Tom Homan to review his $50,000 bribe.
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Out 272 house and senate republicans it would only take about two dozen to turn the tide.
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Except when the Mexican busboy took the dishes from your table.
January 31, 2026 at 9:26 PM