Yesterday was a nightmare at the supermarket. I completely forgot about Thanksgiving since we're not hosting.

Just wait until global warming escalates so much that even our citizens will be mass migrating to safer land.

Every Nazi: "I was just following orders."

They should have made a logo that incorporates a pole holding the backboard and basket as a thermometer.

Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize. 🤣

George Carlin on golf: "Golfing is a arrogant, elitist game which takes up entirely too much room in this country. Too much room in this country! It is an arrogant game on its very design alone, just the design of the game speaks of arrogance."

Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you. What they don't tell you is that it cures salmon.

I've read that some wearers connect the upside-down text look with a "world turned upside down" or chaotic times. Or it could be a rally cap of sorts. 🤷‍♂️

I can't remember the last time I went food shopping for our family of four and the bill was below $200.

I miss when Jolly Ranchers were primarily sold as rectangular nickel candy.

A small bag of coffee at my supermarket is $13 if not on sale. 😖

Not having Lane Johnson is gonna hurt that run game.