It’s like she’s trying to crack her spine in half

Welp! Better luck next time!

Fortunately the manner in which it occurred was not spoiled and I thoroughly enjoyed watching it

goodbye goodbye goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky, you were more than just a short time…

I don’t like cereal at all so no judgment lol!

I put Nutella on it, fold it up, and eat it like a little taco. The best weekend breakfast when I don’t wanna cook!

I microwave eggo waffles to make them soggy instead of toasting them

Like actually no I don’t want to have to explain exhaustion of administrative remedies to anyone. Why can’t you just sit over there and trust that highly paid lawyers filed a complaint correctly

I *hated* my boss at Target but everyone else was pretty chill. It actually bothered me more that the employee discount is only 10%.

I slept very well this weekend, thank you for asking!