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@carlvgoodman.bsky.social
Super awesome amateur inventor who also likes making movies in his free time!
Love video games and caffeine!
16, he/him, bisexual
(Parody account run by @killerquinn.bsky.social, based on an awesome OC of hers.)
Love video games and caffeine!
16, he/him, bisexual
(Parody account run by @killerquinn.bsky.social, based on an awesome OC of hers.)
I think games need less open world things and more dodge rolls and giant dogs!
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I think games need less open world things and more dodge rolls and giant dogs!
hope this is what you wanted JERK!
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
hope this is what you wanted JERK!
I can't believe someone doesn't understand the glory of carl goodman! blocking this pen person!
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I can't believe someone doesn't understand the glory of carl goodman! blocking this pen person!
this person is IMPERSONATING me >:(
HIIIIIIIIIII wassup GAMERS??? this is CARL'S account now! ...what do you mean, just the one post?
well I better get out what I want to say now!
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I don't remember! bye bye!
well I better get out what I want to say now!
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I don't remember! bye bye!
November 9, 2025 at 5:42 PM
this person is IMPERSONATING me >:(
it's pi day but I'm online so I can't throw pies at you guys
sorry, you'll have to throw them at yourselves for me
sorry, you'll have to throw them at yourselves for me
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
it's pi day but I'm online so I can't throw pies at you guys
sorry, you'll have to throw them at yourselves for me
sorry, you'll have to throw them at yourselves for me
and if this isn't true and I'm just screwing with you, well you're still not in the wrong, hugs are awesome :D
if you actually see me somehow even though I'm a fictional character, give me as many hugs as you want :3 I love hugs
if you actually see me somehow even though I'm a fictional character, give me as many hugs as you want :3 I love hugs
hey guys, it's me, carl
if you ever see someone wearing a green sweater it's me, feel free to tackle me and give me a bunch of hugs and stuff, because I give you permission
if I start yelling and tell you to stop I'm kidding
if you ever see someone wearing a green sweater it's me, feel free to tackle me and give me a bunch of hugs and stuff, because I give you permission
if I start yelling and tell you to stop I'm kidding
March 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
and if this isn't true and I'm just screwing with you, well you're still not in the wrong, hugs are awesome :D
if you actually see me somehow even though I'm a fictional character, give me as many hugs as you want :3 I love hugs
if you actually see me somehow even though I'm a fictional character, give me as many hugs as you want :3 I love hugs
hey guys, it's me, carl
if you ever see someone wearing a green sweater it's me, feel free to tackle me and give me a bunch of hugs and stuff, because I give you permission
if I start yelling and tell you to stop I'm kidding
if you ever see someone wearing a green sweater it's me, feel free to tackle me and give me a bunch of hugs and stuff, because I give you permission
if I start yelling and tell you to stop I'm kidding
March 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
hey guys, it's me, carl
if you ever see someone wearing a green sweater it's me, feel free to tackle me and give me a bunch of hugs and stuff, because I give you permission
if I start yelling and tell you to stop I'm kidding
if you ever see someone wearing a green sweater it's me, feel free to tackle me and give me a bunch of hugs and stuff, because I give you permission
if I start yelling and tell you to stop I'm kidding
the blue psyduck wasn't a graphical error
...thank god sam told me before I reset my game
...thank god sam told me before I reset my game
March 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
the blue psyduck wasn't a graphical error
...thank god sam told me before I reset my game
...thank god sam told me before I reset my game
I love the talking heads but they're the only band emily doesn't get annoyed when I blast it at full volume in my room
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I love the talking heads but they're the only band emily doesn't get annoyed when I blast it at full volume in my room
SQUIDWARD'S ON THIS SITE????? HOLY SHIT
February 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
SQUIDWARD'S ON THIS SITE????? HOLY SHIT
I don't remember taking this picture....
February 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I don't remember taking this picture....
I'm better than gumball because I'm not BLUE
February 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I'm better than gumball because I'm not BLUE
I'm glad I didn't bite people as a kid. because my teeth are sharp.
starting to think I might secretly be a cat actually. wouldn't that be cute
starting to think I might secretly be a cat actually. wouldn't that be cute
February 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I'm glad I didn't bite people as a kid. because my teeth are sharp.
starting to think I might secretly be a cat actually. wouldn't that be cute
starting to think I might secretly be a cat actually. wouldn't that be cute
yeah and I made a machine that fires them rapidly at people
it's supposed to help with batting practice or whatever but it usually just hits them in the nuts
it's supposed to help with batting practice or whatever but it usually just hits them in the nuts
So uh… I just found out people hit around non sentient versions of me with a metal bat for fun, as a sport. That’s what baseball is. I’m honestly gonna need to process this for a little while.
January 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
yeah and I made a machine that fires them rapidly at people
it's supposed to help with batting practice or whatever but it usually just hits them in the nuts
it's supposed to help with batting practice or whatever but it usually just hits them in the nuts
I'm carl
January 29, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I'm carl
is it normal for humans to purr.
January 29, 2025 at 4:24 AM
is it normal for humans to purr.
no lamps. live in the darks. I didn't even know baseballs had eyes
Nick and I are having to do this interior design thing mostly on our own, and we can't decide on which lamp should go near our bedside table. He HATES the second one. Thoughts? (Click to see full images)
January 29, 2025 at 4:23 AM
no lamps. live in the darks. I didn't even know baseballs had eyes
I'd publish my novel but Emily says I'd get slapped by legal
come on, man. I want my Shrek fanfiction SEEN
come on, man. I want my Shrek fanfiction SEEN
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'd publish my novel but Emily says I'd get slapped by legal
come on, man. I want my Shrek fanfiction SEEN
come on, man. I want my Shrek fanfiction SEEN
I wonder how I'd look in a skirt.
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I wonder how I'd look in a skirt.
if you guys see a giant blob of unnamed green substance
it wasn't me I swear. it was some other mad scientist who was trying to make an infinite source of jello and also happens to love the green flavor the most
it wasn't me I swear. it was some other mad scientist who was trying to make an infinite source of jello and also happens to love the green flavor the most
January 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
if you guys see a giant blob of unnamed green substance
it wasn't me I swear. it was some other mad scientist who was trying to make an infinite source of jello and also happens to love the green flavor the most
it wasn't me I swear. it was some other mad scientist who was trying to make an infinite source of jello and also happens to love the green flavor the most
so what do you do on this site
can I hack you guys? I bet I can!
can I hack you guys? I bet I can!
January 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
so what do you do on this site
can I hack you guys? I bet I can!
can I hack you guys? I bet I can!
hi, guys! my name's Carl! I like to break the laws of time and space with stuff I find in my garage!
so do you guys like portal
so do you guys like portal
January 23, 2025 at 4:30 AM
hi, guys! my name's Carl! I like to break the laws of time and space with stuff I find in my garage!
so do you guys like portal
so do you guys like portal