Carlton Kirby
@carltonkirby.bsky.social
LMCJ - Lively Mind.... Creaking Joints
See you tomorrow Aberdeen!!!! Let's have a riot (as in giggle) Can't wait 🥰🥊🎉
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
See you tomorrow Aberdeen!!!! Let's have a riot (as in giggle) Can't wait 🥰🥊🎉
Happy birthday to me🎉🕺🏻... boy I'm getting old. 1961 was a great year for Chateau Petrus... but a shit vintage for knees. 🥴.... so $10,000 will get me a single bottle... or a new left knee. Erm....
November 3, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Happy birthday to me🎉🕺🏻... boy I'm getting old. 1961 was a great year for Chateau Petrus... but a shit vintage for knees. 🥴.... so $10,000 will get me a single bottle... or a new left knee. Erm....
@lnd3day on you tube…. Totally free to air
TICKETS ON SALE NOW.... London3day.com The only interenational Track meet in the UK... Starts this Friday for a rocking weekend of fun racing.
October 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@lnd3day on you tube…. Totally free to air
TICKETS ON SALE NOW.... London3day.com The only interenational Track meet in the UK... Starts this Friday for a rocking weekend of fun racing.
October 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
TICKETS ON SALE NOW.... London3day.com The only interenational Track meet in the UK... Starts this Friday for a rocking weekend of fun racing.
First night of the UCI Track World Champs about to get underway! We are LIVE with the action from Santiago in Chile... join me and @JoRowsellMBE from 22.20uk time @UCI_Track @TNTSports2
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
First night of the UCI Track World Champs about to get underway! We are LIVE with the action from Santiago in Chile... join me and @JoRowsellMBE from 22.20uk time @UCI_Track @TNTSports2
This is terrible news regarding a beloved colleague. Funny, clever and always inciteful. Guillaume or "Willy" as I called him will be greatly missed by cycling fans and all who came to know him as I did, a friend. RIP Willy. @eurosport
October 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
This is terrible news regarding a beloved colleague. Funny, clever and always inciteful. Guillaume or "Willy" as I called him will be greatly missed by cycling fans and all who came to know him as I did, a friend. RIP Willy. @eurosport
Here's your Thursday target folks!!!! LIVE and on stage @StamfordCET Thursday 9th... last tickets... approaching sellout. A prize for the furthest travelled LET'S GET REEEEEEADY TO GIIIIIIIIGLE !!! ....it's a proper good night. See you there 🥰😎🥊
October 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Here's your Thursday target folks!!!! LIVE and on stage @StamfordCET Thursday 9th... last tickets... approaching sellout. A prize for the furthest travelled LET'S GET REEEEEEADY TO GIIIIIIIIGLE !!! ....it's a proper good night. See you there 🥰😎🥊
Loving the @UCI_cycling Worlds in @visitrwanda_now ....having a blast with @BriSmithy ....great racing !
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Loving the @UCI_cycling Worlds in @visitrwanda_now ....having a blast with @BriSmithy ....great racing !
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Me: “look at those lovely chairs by the lake set up so that people can get mosquito bites”
Hubs: “you sound like @carltonkirby.bsky.social.”
Highest compliment.
Hubs: “you sound like @carltonkirby.bsky.social.”
Highest compliment.
September 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Me: what's that on the "Specials" board: Oasis Soup!?
Waiter: It's chicken soup
Me: What's special about that?
Waiter: You get a roll with it....
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while)
Waiter: It's chicken soup
Me: What's special about that?
Waiter: You get a roll with it....
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while)
August 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me: what's that on the "Specials" board: Oasis Soup!?
Waiter: It's chicken soup
Me: What's special about that?
Waiter: You get a roll with it....
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while)
Waiter: It's chicken soup
Me: What's special about that?
Waiter: You get a roll with it....
#CGF (Crap Gag Friday.... it's been a while)
youtu.be/c5yZ059ZLJI A very early on site commentary from 1998... you can hear a blend of both Jeremy Clarkson and Michael Palin. Both almost neighbours when I grew up. 🤣🥊
1998 Le Tour VTT Mountain Bike Tour de France Stage 189
YouTube video by Constance Bour
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August 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
youtu.be/c5yZ059ZLJI A very early on site commentary from 1998... you can hear a blend of both Jeremy Clarkson and Michael Palin. Both almost neighbours when I grew up. 🤣🥊
Going through my archive... 1998 VTT Tour de France.... name the kid in orange!? He went on to great things on the road
August 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Going through my archive... 1998 VTT Tour de France.... name the kid in orange!? He went on to great things on the road
Greetings from @Czech_Tour ...stunningly beautiful race with a sprint opener into Karlovy Vary. Join me and @BriSmithy LIVE on site @flobikes and @SBSSportau @SBS 14.30cet
August 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Greetings from @Czech_Tour ...stunningly beautiful race with a sprint opener into Karlovy Vary. Join me and @BriSmithy LIVE on site @flobikes and @SBSSportau @SBS 14.30cet
Today's office @ArcticRaceofN !!! See you all LIVE @flobikes and other providers in just over two hours... dramatic full stage set to end in sunshine.... it's a life 🥰... see you all soon xxx
August 9, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Today's office @ArcticRaceofN !!! See you all LIVE @flobikes and other providers in just over two hours... dramatic full stage set to end in sunshine.... it's a life 🥰... see you all soon xxx
Top of the Fjord for ya! See you later LIVE @flobikes.bsky.social and other territories 🥰 Arctic Race stage 2
August 8, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Top of the Fjord for ya! See you later LIVE @flobikes.bsky.social and other territories 🥰 Arctic Race stage 2
We are nearly home! What a brilliant race 🥰
July 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
We are nearly home! What a brilliant race 🥰
www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... SUPER SALE!!!! Your holiday reading sorted... ❤️🤣😎😍🥊
Sticky Bottle
'Entertaining, quirky and an enjoyable read' – Phil Liggett MBE'Entertaining... Carlton shows no sign of running out of amusing anecdotes... A worthy sequel tha…
www.bloomsbury.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 AM
www.bloomsbury.com/uk/sticky-bo... SUPER SALE!!!! Your holiday reading sorted... ❤️🤣😎😍🥊
Tonight in #Taunton! Our final pre-#TDF2025 show!!!. True tales, impressions, backstage views, betting tips... it's a rich cake. AND, as ever, a prize for whoever has come the furthest to be there. tacchi-morris.com/carlton-kirby
July 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Tonight in #Taunton! Our final pre-#TDF2025 show!!!. True tales, impressions, backstage views, betting tips... it's a rich cake. AND, as ever, a prize for whoever has come the furthest to be there. tacchi-morris.com/carlton-kirby
Tour de France nearly here sooooo.... WALES HERE WE COME !!!! See you Tuesday and Wednesday... oh and don't worry if you missed Glastonbury... Somerset will be rocking on Thursday in Taunton 😘🤣🥊🎉🎠👍🏻🛼🛼
June 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Tour de France nearly here sooooo.... WALES HERE WE COME !!!! See you Tuesday and Wednesday... oh and don't worry if you missed Glastonbury... Somerset will be rocking on Thursday in Taunton 😘🤣🥊🎉🎠👍🏻🛼🛼
Thank you Gosforth! Fabulous night xxx
Saw Carlton and Duncan in Gosforth tonight. Haven’t laughed so much in ages: and I laugh a lot!
June 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Thank you Gosforth! Fabulous night xxx
Gosforth tonight! SOLD OUT
Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT
Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre
Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT
Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre
June 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Gosforth tonight! SOLD OUT
Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT
Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre
Beverley tomorrow! SOLD OUT
Wednesday.....Pickering LAST FEW TICKETS !!!!!! 🛼🛼 @thekirktheatre
Selling out... last few tickets down your way.... be quick! It's a really fun evening every time ! 🎉😎🥊🎠
June 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Selling out... last few tickets down your way.... be quick! It's a really fun evening every time ! 🎉😎🥊🎠
LAST CHANCE FOR TONIGHT!!!! A handful of walk up tickets available... OXSTED Barn Theatre... almost sold out.
Come and have a proper giggle!!!
Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘
Come and have a proper giggle!!!
Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘
June 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
LAST CHANCE FOR TONIGHT!!!! A handful of walk up tickets available... OXSTED Barn Theatre... almost sold out.
Come and have a proper giggle!!!
Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘
Come and have a proper giggle!!!
Be lucky and I'll see you later 😘