A video of Santa *checks notes* who famously is not a US citizen, who illegally crosses the border, and sneaks into houses is now working for ICE? Checks out.

Did every city in the 2000s have a designated antenna tv channel that only played music videos? Indianapolis had Indy Music Channel. Think about it all the time actually…

Hey #costco hear me out: free memberships for educators. Just sayin’

My mom doesn’t have internet. She’s been asking for a play by play of reruns of Bake Off since she left my house.

While walking my dog, I stumbled upon a house with 6 cars. 6/6 cars had some sort of a #saltlife sticker. I live in Indianapolis

The #trump administration clearly has never seen #starwars and it shows. The entire saga all started due to *checks notes* trade wars

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter is the best. If you don’t agree, fight me.