Carlos Johnson
@carlosjohnson.bsky.social
Optimistically pessimistic.
This April why don't we make all our tax returns as transparent as the DOJ makes the Epstein Files?
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This April why don't we make all our tax returns as transparent as the DOJ makes the Epstein Files?
Wait, Andrew Tate is an actual boxer? Doesn't look like he's very good lol
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Wait, Andrew Tate is an actual boxer? Doesn't look like he's very good lol
Dallas Cowboys still have a shot at the Superbowl if every other NFC team gets hit with a nuclear bomb 🤞
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Dallas Cowboys still have a shot at the Superbowl if every other NFC team gets hit with a nuclear bomb 🤞
Dallas Cowboys playing with my heartstrings. I'm sure I'll get my heart broken again.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Dallas Cowboys playing with my heartstrings. I'm sure I'll get my heart broken again.
A huge cold front is hitting Northern Europe right now. The most annoying consequence is the fact that the breaks on the metro are freezing and making it feel like I'm in a bumper car.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
A huge cold front is hitting Northern Europe right now. The most annoying consequence is the fact that the breaks on the metro are freezing and making it feel like I'm in a bumper car.
MTG winter arc? Probably not, but it's crazy to see her tension with Trump nonetheless lol
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
MTG winter arc? Probably not, but it's crazy to see her tension with Trump nonetheless lol
I need somebody to publish a compilation of all the right-wing cartoons about Mamdani winning the election. They're so good👏🙌
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I need somebody to publish a compilation of all the right-wing cartoons about Mamdani winning the election. They're so good👏🙌
Just fell down to my knees at the Walmart, and not because Dick Cheney shot me in the back.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just fell down to my knees at the Walmart, and not because Dick Cheney shot me in the back.
Kid Rock looks like a character straight out of the Righteous Gemstones.
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Kid Rock looks like a character straight out of the Righteous Gemstones.
Nothing says America first like building a Qatari base on American soil.
October 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Nothing says America first like building a Qatari base on American soil.
The louder and longer the explanation, the greater the lie. I will say that Lindsey Graham and Pam Bondi's interactions have been very entertaining.
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The louder and longer the explanation, the greater the lie. I will say that Lindsey Graham and Pam Bondi's interactions have been very entertaining.
I find it funny that both France and the United States, at the same exact time, have a budget crisis so massive it's destabilizing their respective countries. At least in the French case government services and aide are still functioning (for now?).
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I find it funny that both France and the United States, at the same exact time, have a budget crisis so massive it's destabilizing their respective countries. At least in the French case government services and aide are still functioning (for now?).
College Gameday is coming back to Eugene! Who's going to get their head shaved this time?
October 5, 2025 at 8:03 AM
College Gameday is coming back to Eugene! Who's going to get their head shaved this time?
Praying for a swift downfall of the Texas A&M football season. I can't stand the fanbase's conviction that they're going to win the Natty. Is this what it's like to hate the Dallas Cowboys? Of course, the only difference being that the Cowboys will actually win the Superbowl this year.
October 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Praying for a swift downfall of the Texas A&M football season. I can't stand the fanbase's conviction that they're going to win the Natty. Is this what it's like to hate the Dallas Cowboys? Of course, the only difference being that the Cowboys will actually win the Superbowl this year.
I could've sworn that the leader of the Anglican church was the British monarch... Is this some sort of religious Mandela Effect I'm unaware of?
October 3, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I could've sworn that the leader of the Anglican church was the British monarch... Is this some sort of religious Mandela Effect I'm unaware of?
Cubs/Brewers NLDS is going to be wild.
October 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Cubs/Brewers NLDS is going to be wild.
Love how the government shut down and we all forgot about this gem:
Ted Cruz: “How about we all come together and say let's stop attacking p*dophiles." 🤔
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Love how the government shut down and we all forgot about this gem:
A Dodgers/Phillies NLDS is going to be so boring.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto struck out nine as the Los Angeles Dodgers advanced to the National League Division Series.
Yoshinobu Yamamoto shines as Dodgers sweep Reds to reach NL Division Series
Yoshinobu Yamamoto struck out nine as the Los Angeles Dodgers advanced to the National League Division Series.
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October 2, 2025 at 7:43 AM
A Dodgers/Phillies NLDS is going to be so boring.
Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House. Why did the Democrats shut down the federal government? Do they hate America?
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Republicans control the House, the Senate, and the White House. Why did the Democrats shut down the federal government? Do they hate America?
Political attacks like this only deepen the assault on free speech and civic discourse.
September 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Political attacks like this only deepen the assault on free speech and civic discourse.
Nothing says "party of small government" quite like ordering a federal intervention in Chicago and Baltimore!
September 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Nothing says "party of small government" quite like ordering a federal intervention in Chicago and Baltimore!
The Dallas Cowboys are winning 48-0.
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The Dallas Cowboys are winning 48-0.
Nothing to be afraid of! RFK Jr is fixing up a cocktail of horse dewormers, toxic creek water, and a plathera of other breakthrough (non autism inducing) ingredients to save our glorious Leader!
August 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Nothing to be afraid of! RFK Jr is fixing up a cocktail of horse dewormers, toxic creek water, and a plathera of other breakthrough (non autism inducing) ingredients to save our glorious Leader!
Called it! lol
How much do you want to bet that the Cracker Barrel logo will be changed back quick.
August 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Called it! lol
I don't know why people are surprised about Snoop Dogg. I'm surprised about the amount of people aligning themselves to this BS, when they'll inevitably be discarded like waste once MAGA decides they're not useful anymore.
August 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don't know why people are surprised about Snoop Dogg. I'm surprised about the amount of people aligning themselves to this BS, when they'll inevitably be discarded like waste once MAGA decides they're not useful anymore.