I used to sign copies of the Gideon bibles in hotel rooms - “All the best, God”.

…I think that was the safe word

Waitrose frown upon such things at the deli counter mate, and so do I.

I read a story that the Chuckle brothers were the nicest, most professional people in the industry. Asked about Cilla, they both said "absolute cunt"

Don’t care. What is important is that that both have very clean stockrooms…this is in contrast to some I’ve been to other the bigger names which can damp, rat infested shitholes.

A bot wrote this??

This could be written by Russians as well as Americans…

Never been prouder of my home town

That Peter Gabriel didn’t write Don’t Give Up with Kate Bush in mind. He wrote it for Dolly Parton, who declined.

Long time solar industry person here….youre right about solar farms. Roofs? The mainstay of the industry, there’s more up there than you think. Solar parks…we’ve built them, they’re the future but very expensive because civil work (foundations, drainage, cabling etc) ain’t getting any cheaper.

What the difference between Simply Red and a bull?

A bull has its horns at the front and arsehole at the back.

Any excuse….

None of them name him, I will.

His name is Ruben Vanstiphout.