@carlmb.bsky.social
Real person (on my better days); news and politics junkie always; computer programmer; very bad trader.
Well, they could be. Just change the constitution.
November 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Well, they could be. Just change the constitution.
There really need to be strict limits on presidential pardons, including none for crimes against democracy itself...
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
There really need to be strict limits on presidential pardons, including none for crimes against democracy itself...
In a normal universe, impeachment for bribery would have already occured.
November 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In a normal universe, impeachment for bribery would have already occured.
Self-coup incoming in 2026
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Self-coup incoming in 2026
They don't want the Russians and Chinese to have any advance warning of their devastating healthcare reforms. Loose lips sink shits.
November 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
They don't want the Russians and Chinese to have any advance warning of their devastating healthcare reforms. Loose lips sink shits.
Why would the *current* house and senate hold this vote? They seem to be happy to be on permanent vacation, obstructing democracy, and enabling Trump. Currently, the only way to do this is without them. That might change after the next election, but don't plan for them to do us any favors now.
October 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Why would the *current* house and senate hold this vote? They seem to be happy to be on permanent vacation, obstructing democracy, and enabling Trump. Currently, the only way to do this is without them. That might change after the next election, but don't plan for them to do us any favors now.
Because Trump has dictator envy, and wants to live in a Russian palace.
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Because Trump has dictator envy, and wants to live in a Russian palace.
The US president is such a shameful fucking moron.
October 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The US president is such a shameful fucking moron.
If they haven't resolved the issue, why the H should anyone listen to them? Are they a court of law, or a court of whims?
October 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If they haven't resolved the issue, why the H should anyone listen to them? Are they a court of law, or a court of whims?
Math is antifa now. They're going to arrest all the numbers that don't cooperate with the Orange Melon's delusions.
October 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Math is antifa now. They're going to arrest all the numbers that don't cooperate with the Orange Melon's delusions.
Why is the justice department lip-sticking bribery ?
September 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why is the justice department lip-sticking bribery ?
On average, however, they're accurate. And in the current climate, rather justified.
August 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
On average, however, they're accurate. And in the current climate, rather justified.
Cannabis farmers in CA (either of them) would like a word...
August 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Cannabis farmers in CA (either of them) would like a word...
Kind of sounds like a lightbulb joke. How many federal agents does it take to call a drunk girl a cab?
August 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Kind of sounds like a lightbulb joke. How many federal agents does it take to call a drunk girl a cab?
Gullible, suggestible, amoral twit strikes again. News at 11. And 10. And 9. And 8. And 7. And we hate 6. And 5. And 4. And 3....
August 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Gullible, suggestible, amoral twit strikes again. News at 11. And 10. And 9. And 8. And 7. And we hate 6. And 5. And 4. And 3....
Everyone knows alligators need water.... Honestly, that's probably not quite enough.
Wait, what are the bunks for? Alligators can't climb. Weirdest alligator camp I've ever seen.
Wait, what are the bunks for? Alligators can't climb. Weirdest alligator camp I've ever seen.
July 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Everyone knows alligators need water.... Honestly, that's probably not quite enough.
Wait, what are the bunks for? Alligators can't climb. Weirdest alligator camp I've ever seen.
Wait, what are the bunks for? Alligators can't climb. Weirdest alligator camp I've ever seen.
Are they on US soil?
June 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Are they on US soil?
Israeli soldiers aren't a threat to US citizens. The intifada very well could be.
Also, Israeli soldiers are supposed to be accountable to their government and the rule of law. The intifada is not, really.
One is war in all its messy complexity. The other is a terror campaign.
Also, Israeli soldiers are supposed to be accountable to their government and the rule of law. The intifada is not, really.
One is war in all its messy complexity. The other is a terror campaign.
June 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Israeli soldiers aren't a threat to US citizens. The intifada very well could be.
Also, Israeli soldiers are supposed to be accountable to their government and the rule of law. The intifada is not, really.
One is war in all its messy complexity. The other is a terror campaign.
Also, Israeli soldiers are supposed to be accountable to their government and the rule of law. The intifada is not, really.
One is war in all its messy complexity. The other is a terror campaign.
Why can't Europe fund something like the newish Sky Sentinel at around 1,000 guns to surround most Ukrainian cities ? u24.gov.ua/sky-sentinel...
Sky Sentinel: fundraiser for peaceful nights
We’re raising $1,500,000 for 10 AI-controlled air defense turrets that will protect Ukrainians from russian attacks.
u24.gov.ua
June 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Why can't Europe fund something like the newish Sky Sentinel at around 1,000 guns to surround most Ukrainian cities ? u24.gov.ua/sky-sentinel...
1) enables a thin justification for Alien Enemies Act, expanding deportation / imprisonment powers
2) Expands executive powers in general and allows a fall-in-line call in domestic politics
3) Makes Trump feel more in tune with his muse, Putin
4) More popular than declaring war on Canada
2) Expands executive powers in general and allows a fall-in-line call in domestic politics
3) Makes Trump feel more in tune with his muse, Putin
4) More popular than declaring war on Canada
June 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
1) enables a thin justification for Alien Enemies Act, expanding deportation / imprisonment powers
2) Expands executive powers in general and allows a fall-in-line call in domestic politics
3) Makes Trump feel more in tune with his muse, Putin
4) More popular than declaring war on Canada
2) Expands executive powers in general and allows a fall-in-line call in domestic politics
3) Makes Trump feel more in tune with his muse, Putin
4) More popular than declaring war on Canada
Or a bribe. He's made himself very easy to pay...
June 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Or a bribe. He's made himself very easy to pay...
Those are a lot more destroyed than I even imagined was possible... well done, Ukraine!
June 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Those are a lot more destroyed than I even imagined was possible... well done, Ukraine!
You can't get a really good fireworks show if you don't blow it up. Please see: July 4th.
May 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
You can't get a really good fireworks show if you don't blow it up. Please see: July 4th.