Today

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Christmas is not about God. Its about Snoopy.

Middle school girls were reading psychological horrifying historical fiction books about holocaust victims meanwhile the boys were like This is the WarPlaneHawkKiller 3000 the first of its kind to light entire cities on fire and I think its Sick as Fuck

I can tell when someone has never experienced a critique before … the inability to accept constructive feedback … lack of creative problem solving skills… its shocking, frankly

Im in the tower grove schnucks parking lot taking a crowbar to the head of any man who buys a case of IPA

Only 8 followers . Im free 🦅

U guys wanna see my cat? Yeah one sec U was just charging him (unplugs)

I’ve gone places I wouldn’t go with a gun

Gu ys .,