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Carl Mangerson, Esq.
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Fairly mangy but generally OK

Full bars on Halloween and furry beasts all over the house.
AND rideshare can take you directly to and from the terminal... no death march to central parking...
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Has Mike Johnson been holding job fairs at Ponderosa and Golden Corral?
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Shittles
October 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I'm just glad Dr. Deb is around because my primal need for a good ratio has been sorely lacking.
October 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
They live in Canada so you wouldn't know them and that's why dad wants to take Canada because my real friends live there and that's where drugs come from because Canada and Venezuela make the fentanyl and my friends who are cops saw some fentanyl and now they are with mommy on the golf course.
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What the fuck is a Whitney Cummings?
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
MORE TESTICLES MEAN MORE IRON!
October 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s actually been straight hilarious become her character from Seinfeld.
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Absolutely adored this book and am now wistful. Heading to eBay.
October 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Footnote #56 just made me laugh out loud in my office while a student is in here. She glanced suspiciously at me. Totally worth it tho.
September 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And why are they discussing this with an ent?
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Mypos... the island of Mypos. And yes, I am ashamed that there is a synapse that has coded that information. Might as well throw Melmac in there and get Space Force involved
September 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Uncle Baby Billy approves this message.
September 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Bill Clinton in the clear then? I'm sure Hannity will have Clinton on to talk about his total vindication here.
September 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Are these warfighters using maximum lethality or tepid legality? Feels kinda like tepid legality.
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What's even worse is that the boss (Russell) lets Jerry/George off the hook for ogling his daughter because they catch Russell peeking at Elaine's cleavage, and well, boys will be boys and all that. The whole episode is a freaking nightmare. Thankfully, I missed the modeling session.
September 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ummm... yes. If he is trying to dodge grooming accusations, the show has NOT aged well. There is an entire plot point about how he perceives it OK to look at the cleavage of the 15yo daughter of his potential boss. He is now and has always been an irredeemable piece of shit.
September 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
**hears chainsaw revving up in background and kids tying plastic bags over their heads**
September 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Why does it look like it takes a moment to shit its robot pants and then walk like it just shit its robot pants? Do robots shit their pants? One of Dick’s lesser known works.
September 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He looks like the result of Baron Harkonnen knocking up one of the Engineers from Alien and then beating it with a bag of moldy bagels.
September 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
What kinda person stares at children in an airport? I suppose it's better that he is encountering them in airports because if he ever saw a child in nature, he would probably to eat them and throw their skeleton in Rock Creek.
August 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I want to support James Duke Mason. But he needs to address his grandfather playing a pedophile in a 1962 movie.
August 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I am wondering why anyone would give a single fuck about what the nepo baby of Belinda Carlisle has to say on the matter of the most exciting and inspiring Democrat since the Squad came on the scene. Head over Heels will remain on all of my playlists, but fuck this guy. I will him ill.
August 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Thanos, in terms of raw accomplishments, crushed his first visit to Earth-616. Poll after poll suggests Terrans aren't impressed. Sample sizes for those polls skewed a little lower tho.
July 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM