Carl H
@carlhofelt.bsky.social
My name is Carl, I am a member of the International Working class, and so are you, whether you know it or not.
I am Pro-Science, I am Anti-Fascist, I am Pro-Human Rights, I am Anti War.
I am Pro-Science, I am Anti-Fascist, I am Pro-Human Rights, I am Anti War.
Unexpectedly Negroni weather this afternoon.
March 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Unexpectedly Negroni weather this afternoon.
Just remember, it's pronounced with the soft G, "Douche"
March 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Just remember, it's pronounced with the soft G, "Douche"
It's fucking uncanny -
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
It's fucking uncanny -
It's weird how they put Luigi Mangioni in a bullet proof vest whenever they bring him out in public.
Literally NO ONE is mad at the guy
Literally NO ONE is mad at the guy
March 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's weird how they put Luigi Mangioni in a bullet proof vest whenever they bring him out in public.
Literally NO ONE is mad at the guy
Literally NO ONE is mad at the guy
Has it really been four years?
February 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Has it really been four years?
Musk's level of masculine energy
February 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Musk's level of masculine energy
I think it's great that Elon Musk brings his kid to work. What a loving father.
February 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I think it's great that Elon Musk brings his kid to work. What a loving father.
...when yer livin' in a VAN GOGH down by the RIVER!
February 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
...when yer livin' in a VAN GOGH down by the RIVER!
Pete Hegseth is laser-focused on figuring out how to blame the Blackhawk accident on DEI
January 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Pete Hegseth is laser-focused on figuring out how to blame the Blackhawk accident on DEI
It's crazy how no one in the major news outlets bats an eye when trump tweets delusional fantasies at 4 a.m. claiming that he turned the water back on in California, but when Biden so much as made an awkward pause in a press conference, his competence was called into question on the front pages.
January 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's crazy how no one in the major news outlets bats an eye when trump tweets delusional fantasies at 4 a.m. claiming that he turned the water back on in California, but when Biden so much as made an awkward pause in a press conference, his competence was called into question on the front pages.
The last of the chicken mole got made into tacos.
Look upon them and rejoice!
Look upon them and rejoice!
January 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The last of the chicken mole got made into tacos.
Look upon them and rejoice!
Look upon them and rejoice!
Please stop making excuses and start making guillotines.
January 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Please stop making excuses and start making guillotines.
There was some commotion on the street this morning
January 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
There was some commotion on the street this morning
This one weird trick ruins Eggplant.
Italian cooks hate him!
#KitchenDisaster
#PB&JforSupper
I thought because it was sunny I could use the BBQ to grill the slices of eggplant before making the lasagna. Unfortunately, Eggplant is like a smoke sponge and the whole lasagna tastes like smoke.
Italian cooks hate him!
#KitchenDisaster
#PB&JforSupper
I thought because it was sunny I could use the BBQ to grill the slices of eggplant before making the lasagna. Unfortunately, Eggplant is like a smoke sponge and the whole lasagna tastes like smoke.
January 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
This one weird trick ruins Eggplant.
Italian cooks hate him!
#KitchenDisaster
#PB&JforSupper
I thought because it was sunny I could use the BBQ to grill the slices of eggplant before making the lasagna. Unfortunately, Eggplant is like a smoke sponge and the whole lasagna tastes like smoke.
Italian cooks hate him!
#KitchenDisaster
#PB&JforSupper
I thought because it was sunny I could use the BBQ to grill the slices of eggplant before making the lasagna. Unfortunately, Eggplant is like a smoke sponge and the whole lasagna tastes like smoke.