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Comedian Carl Giannetto @carlgiannetto.bsky.social · Oct 24
Ongoing List Of Reasons Why I Can't and Won't Break 10 Followers-

•I'm not interesting
•I'm not attractive
•I'm TOO attractive
•Lack of networking skills
•My milk allergy
•Sometimes I count on my fingers
•Not enough badunkadunk
•Too much badunkadunk
•I have dirty glasses
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Not Sold Out- Comedian Carl Giannetto #standupcomedy #comedian #standup #comedy #fail #caseys #soldout #crowdwork #clips #laugh #standupcomedian #audience #lol #joke #jokes #funny #trending #viralreels #fyp #explore #viral #trend #share #top
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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I'm addicted to narcan.

#jokes #comedy
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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There are multiple accounts out there pretending to not be me and are asking people for money. But the fact is, they are me. Don't be fooled. If you get a message from someone asking for money, its me.
#scam #comedy #funny #realme #fraud
November 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
carlgiannetto.bsky.social
Ongoing List Of Reasons Why I Can't and Won't Break 10 Followers-

•I'm not interesting
•I'm not attractive
•I'm TOO attractive
•Lack of networking skills
•My milk allergy
•Sometimes I count on my fingers
•Not enough badunkadunk
•Too much badunkadunk
•I have dirty glasses
October 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
carlgiannetto.bsky.social
A visit to Five Below never cost less than $5 when your fiance spends over 200 a trip.

#5below #fiance #expensive #comedy #jokes #RelationshipGoals #marriagecomedy
October 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Gained some weight recently. Put on a little heft. Fortunately, Hefty is the number one garbage bag.
#positivespin #joke #jokes #comedy #comedian
October 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that they made 3 Hotel Transylvania movies or the fact that my fiancè made me watch all 3 in a row last night. #jokes #comedy #Halloween #movies #joke #HotelTransylvania #watch
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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If you lived on the streets of Venice, you would drown.

#joke #jokes #comedy #comedian #venice #italy
October 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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This Friday I will be back at Rathskeller in #guttenberg #iowa www.facebook.com/share/1GH78S...

And this Saturday I will be back at Jennie's Place in #orientiowa www.facebook.com/share/17DY3C...

#comedy #tour #standup #comedian
September 29, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Dancing with the Stars?
More like Dancing with the "Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy."
#dancingwiththestars #tv #comedy #jokes #funny #comedian
September 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Why are there no Emergency entrances?

#questions #joke #emergency
September 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Yankton South Dakota and Silvis Illinois this weekend!

•Friday Sept 12- Kozy's Bar #YANKTONSD www.facebook.com/share/1CpT5D...

•Saturday Sep 13- Triangle Inn #silvisil
www.facebook.com/share/1G6Mwd...

#comedy #standupcomedian #SouthDakota #illinois
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September 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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🎟-THIS WEEK
•Saturday August 30th 9pm
Hammer's Hideaway in #olin #iowa
www.facebook.com/share/174E8f...

•Sunday August 31st 3pm
K&M Korner in #waterloo #iowa
www.facebook.com/share/1CPieq...

#comedy #standupcomedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian #tour #comedyshow #saturday #sunday #thisweek
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August 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Finally! A lemonade that's not so promiscuous. #jokes #funny #comedy #sips #drinks
August 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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My spirit animal is road kill. #jokes #joke #comedy #roadkill #Spiritanimal #roadkill #funny
August 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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COMEDY SHOW TONIGHT 7PM at Finn's Grill in #milanillinois #comedyshow #tour #fridaynight #illinois #illinoiscomedy www.facebook.com/share/1JDVZ7...
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August 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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🎟- This Week
•Friday August 22nd. 7pm #milianillinois at FINNS GRILL
www.facebook.com/share/16Adpg...

•Sunday August 24th. 7pm #milledgevilleillinois at Wally's Playce
www.facebook.com/share/1ErUK7...

#thisweek #friday #sunday #comedy #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #Illinois #tourdates
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August 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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"Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny guys."
#batsignal #batman #memes #joke #comedy #funny
August 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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"I need 20 ccs of a turkey sandwich, STAT!"

#hospital #EmergencyRoom #er #snacks #Munchies #doctor #joke #comedy #pic #funny
August 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I've been seeing alot of talk online and I've noticed it starting to POP up in stores and I just want to set the record straight...
Halloween is NOT right around corner. It's still July for Christ's sake.

#halloween #jokes #joke #complaints #funny #comedian #july
July 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Whoever invented the bed deserves a medal. Whoever invented the pillow deserves an award. Whoever invented the alarm clock deserves to be beaten to a pulp.
#jokes #joke #funny #bed #comedy
June 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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I remember one winter when I was a kid I lost my mittens at school.
So my parents had to buy me new ones and pin them to my coat…
Trouble is the next day I lost the coat.

#jokes #joke #funny #dumb #comedy #coat #winter
June 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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On the back of my new smoke detector it says “for best results, hold directly over flame.”

#jokes #joke #comedy #funny #fire #alarm
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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How does everyone know about the secret service?
Someone really let the cat out of the bag on that one.

#jokes
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I'm not a psychic medium. I'm more of a psychic large.

#jokes #joke #comedy #funny #psychic #size #paranormal
June 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM