Surely this whole imbroglio was in one of Brendan Rodgers’ envelopes?

Players creating their own chaos leading to the manager upping the chaos via left field subs to end the preceding chaos.

Why have Liverpool become an on-field metaphor for the Butterfly Effect?

Hughes & Edwards to target philosophers in the Jan window.

Next time the cool bastard will do it smoking a Gitanes.

More prejudice than pride :(

Meanwhile: Barbara, who made the club sandwiches, is still unemployed after Ratcliffe’s cuts to address Utd’s ‘failure to secure Champions League qualification’.

Gianni Infantino. Forever synonymous as the nose in search of Trump’s bum.

Many feet maketh a goose-step.

Looking forward to the pro-Ulez riots. Union Jacks with “Clean Air” written on them. That kind of thing.

Pragmatic sale positioning vs Konate clearly running down his contract.

To be fair, during the 1940s you couldn’t move for Union Jack spray painted lions.