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No, there's TWO United Stateses there. Canada and Greenland obvs combine to create the new North United States. Same flag tho.
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 AM
@atrupar.com ...and the answer??????
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Nothing is worse than a vuvuzela. Nothing.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Mate, soccer fans hate this shit way more than you do.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
CDC Advisory: Looking directly at Lutnik's teeth can cause serious and irreversible eye damage.
November 6, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Make the fuckers earn it
October 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This booked scarred me so bad
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
UPDATE?????
August 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Yet another school shooting.
America: The big question here is whether we should interview survivors.
August 27, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yes but wasn't it great how they said whatever the fuck they wanted to anyway and there was nothing the govt could do about it?!
July 4, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You repost your BS, I'll repost mine:
Stop pushing this narrative!! NZ did NOT "turn on her". There was a small minority of cookers and misogynists that, fuelled by online disinformation, made her life a hell both professionally and personally. Much to our eternal shame, they succeeded in their goal
June 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
(What my mum tells me when I totally fuck something up because of my own gross stupidity)
June 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
You baked it, you eat it.
June 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Reasons Why I've Stopped Reading Wapo #642,854,901,430
June 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
99% of the time it's good to be the "Easy-going" country. In this case, it was our (her) undoing. It embarrasses me still.
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Please stop pushing this narrative!! New Zealand did NOT "turn on her". There was a small minority of cookers and misogynists that, fuelled by online disinformation, made her life a hell both professionally and personally. Much to our eternal shame, they succeeded in their goal of hounding her out.
June 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Yea but what part of the planet do you think your lifeform is actually in charge of??
The rest of us are viewing USA as more and more inconsequential and him as less and less relevant.
You're not a serious country any more and he's not a serious leader.
June 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
FWIW, New Zealand didn't turn on Jacinda. A very vocal minoriry, fed by online disinformation, made her life a misery. Much to our eternal shame, they hounded her, including in her personal life, out of office.
June 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
You became a joke to us 8 years ago, when you first voted him in. Now you're like 10 steps below that, whatever that is.
April 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
TL:DR - "Pump up pyramid schemes to make young men rich and thus buy their votes"
March 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
OH NO! What will happen to their $12 BILLION endowment fund????
March 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Et tu, Peter?
February 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Poor-People Translation: Be unhappy in a quest for $$$
February 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM