Big shoutouts to everyone who waited and said hi! I signed many copies of my own book, four copies of House of Leaves, and one picture of someone's pirated files of Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days

IF THEY'RE EVEN GETTING BACK TO ME ABOUT THE PHARMTECH JOB, ANYWAY. BEEN A FUCKING WEEK & NO OFFER LETTER. GOD. MOTHERFUCKER.

I PACKED THIS FUCKING JOINT WEEKS AGO. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NICOTINE BUT NOW IM GONNA FAIL MY FUCKING DRUG TEST.