Hallo to anyone who's found me here! I've been writing sapphic crime/thrillers for 10+ years. I'm a frontline paramedic which means I swear a lot, I'm always knackered and I'm bad at working to deadlines. My cats are dreadful, and I love sheep and mountains and muddy hikes. That about covers it!

Ah, the lesser known B side

#queer #wlw #happytobeanatheist #gaystuff #cantdancetoit

Positive vibes nonetheless.

Me, every time I get a shitty review...
#WLW #Sapphic #author stuff #uk crime author

Oh fuck off Goodreads. If you genuinely gave a damn about "authenticity" of reviews and ratings you'd have binned off Charles and his 7000+ 1 star ratings of WLW books years ago.
* WLW fiction * Sapphic fiction * tossers who need binning

With spookily perfect timing, my freebie codes for the fabulous audio version of ‘A Calculated Risk’ are now mine! I have ten codes available for either Audible US or UK ONLY. If you want to enter say BOO! in the comments or ‘like’ this post. Closing date for entries is 12pm GMT, 2nd Nov.

Aimed for mushroom omelette. Missed.
#fooddisasters #tastedgoodtho #betteratwritingthanmakingomelettes

Me: "I will definitely write all the words today!"
Also me... 🤦
#sapphic #amnotreallywriting #butishouldbewriting #jigidiisaddictive #wlw

I like to think I'm reasonably brave, but I will never be brave enough to try this 😆

I'm going to sneak "huppeldepup" into one of my books or die trying.

Heads up, audio lovers! 'A Calculated Risk', narrated by the fabulous Nicola Vincent, is now available for your ears. I worked closely with Nicki as she recorded it, proofing alongside her, so I know she's done a bloody brilliant job 😍

#WLW, Sapphic books, Audio books, UK crime authors

The other downside to writing long-hand 🤦

Sapphic fiction, WLW, cats are knobs

Sue Perkins on the new series of Taskmaster might just be the greatest thing ever.

It is out! Now available everywhere that sells books/kindles etc. And pls ignore any stupid cancellation emails you may have had from Amazon. They're utter muppets. But you will need to re-order anything they've mucked up (sorry!)🤦