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Marker
@caretakersmark.bsky.social
Skeleton Enjoyer, Professional Weirdo, Local Cryptid. He/Him
Being a drama channel is already something awful but there is an extra layer of pathetic that is the trend of making a thumbnail with a fake edit of someones twitter posts saying something they did not say just for getting more clicks

youre literally falsifying information and displaying it
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I changed to Deezer about a month ago (because fuck spotify) and the only complaint i have is that it changes the artists icon to the latest cover they participated in and i literally had to stop listening to an artist because they collabed with someone who has the most horrendous cover possible
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Everyone around me keeps talking about the toxic yaoi hazbin hotel tv guy i am surrounded by all sides
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I just realized my main work playlist has 5 different iterations of E1M1 i might be too far doompilled at this point
November 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i did my part for this i played this song on loop for months
Almost a year has passed and The Line is already the twenty-fourth most viewed video on League's channel
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I went to the pharmacy to get an ointment and after i asked the old lady in the balcony for it i started checking my phone

*Mumbles question*
"....Im sorry, come again?"
"I SAID DO YOU WANT THE NORMAL OR THE VAGINAL ONE"
Loud enough for everyone in line to hear
"... Normal, maam."
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I love how in soulframe i have full royal armor and a lot of money but i still sleep in the middle of the woods surrounded by wild life
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My brain last week, for some reason: "You should make a NAS server in your house dude it looks like a good idea"

Me: "What no im not gonna spend money on something i dont need if i can save everything online"

The mischievous cloudfare blackout today:
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
MONSTER

THE DRINK
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
After a long time of postponing it i watched Knights of Guinivere
i shouldnt have done that, now i need to wait for a whole season of it
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Karlach accidently burning down the ladies tents. Its fine cause she can do no wrong.😌
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ok thats just targeted at this point
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
FOUNDER HERE I COME
Wylds rise from dolmens cold. Oscelda, Tethren, and Sirin, all.

Take up their pacts, Envoy, become a Soulframe Founder starting November 25: soulframe.com/en/founders
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sir a Fi has hit the second nintendo franchise
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 10d
In Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, we found classic Metroid Prime exploration and combat, an intriguing setup, gorgeous art direction, and great technical performance on Switch 2.

Our final preview: https://bit.ly/4r4qyB2
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Memento Mori.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Selling point: You can deal with your crippling depression by playing with space robot Hatsune Miku
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Sometimes i hate being so into warframe because i dont know how to recommend it
1: its a forever game and you have to pour hundreds of hours into it
2: Most of the amazing stories and lore and plot are huge spoilers
3: i have to convince them that its not a gooner game while playing with THIS
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Nothing is sacred anymore it seems, not even the sanctity of riddles are safe
Absolute carnage in the family group chat as my cousin posts a Christmas riddle from her fiancé’s office that no one can figure out, only to find that someone in the office got ChatGPT to make up the riddle and it’s gibberish that doesn’t have a solution
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
LOL
LMAO, even
Destiny 2 hasn't reached Sony's expectations following Bungie acquisition, says CFO Lin Tao:

"[...]the level of sales and user engagement have not reached the expectations we had at the time of the acquisition of Bungie"

➡️ www.eurogamer.net/destiny-2-ha...
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Its so funny how people glazed over that blade runner 2049 scene with the hologram lady so much when it came out as a "deep insightful scene about a dystopian future" and years later everyone is actively buying into exactly that just because its not a giant neon blue haired woman doing it
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM